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*Rosa gasped in spite of herself, "You're a...a..."
"A whorette."
"A whorette?"
"Yes. Ages fifteen and younger are whorettes, but when you're age sixteen or above, you are officially a whore."*
Get the hell off my ship. No, too subtle.
"Incidentally, when have yer ever said ‘me hearties’? Only pirates with serious personality problems say that sort of thing,"-Barbossa
Har har, thinks Barbossa, and ho ho, and hee hee.
"Today’s discovery: impossible to play Scrabble w/illiterate pirate crew. However, possible to play Scrabble w/undead pirate money. WTF?"-Captain Barbossa
"You'll have to use your head and your mind and your brain."-Dewey Finn(School of Rock)
"Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest one's you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."-Captain Jack Sparrow(Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl)
"He died? But this is supposed to be a kids movie!"-Rizzo the Rat(Muppet Treasure Island)
"It's my life, ok? So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked, I....."-Janice(The Great Muppet Caper)
"Hey, Mr. Donut Head Man, who's trying to kill you? I don't know but they better not."-Garth Algar(Wayne's World)
"Picture it: Sicily, 1920....."-Sophia(Golden Girls)
"Ah, you've come to read my trousers."-Marquis de Sade(Quills)
"In order to know virtue, we must acquiant ourselves with vice. Only then can we know the true measure of a man. So come. I dare you. Turn the page."-Marquis de Sade(Quills)
"If someone would try to walk on water and drowned, would you blame the Bible?"-Marquis de Sade(Quills)
"Some men are beyond redemption."-Dr. Royer-Collard(Quills)
"Lesbian nazi hookers abducted by aliens and forced into weight loss programs, all this week on 'Town Talk'."-George*Weird Al*(UHF)
"Yo no quiero la tortilla."-Mariachi singer(Waiting for Guffman)
"So, butch is a b***h?"-party guest(Best in Show)
"So do what the Good Book, do what the Good Book, do what the Good Book tells you to. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah."-The Main Street Singers(A Mighty Wind)
"Actually, I was surprised how fast the feeling passed."-Don Juan DeMarco(Don Juan DeMarco)
"Good Morning, Starshine! The Earth says 'Hello'."-Willy Wonka(Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
"Ten females to every male."-Dr. Strangelove(Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)


PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME CHAIN LETTERS!!! I hate them and will not participate. I will simply delete them and act as if I never recieved them. Thank you.

"The camel dances, and, having danced, moves on,"-Sean Lennon(John Lennon's son)
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens,"-Jimi Hendrix
"When you're at the end of your rope, just climb back up it,"-Babeta Sansone
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world,"-Mahatma Ghandi
"Treasure forever what makes you unique, 'cuz your really a bore without it,"-Bette Midler



* He who sleeps with pigs will rise with odor.
* Don't take other people's treasure, even if they're dead.
* Pirates are not all bad.
* Rum is very handy for starting large fires.
* Increasing one's vocabulary is a good thing.
* When bargaining, be sure the terms are very clear.
* Monkeys can be cursed.
* Be very careful when telling people a fake name.
* The closet is probably not the best hiding place.
* Sometimes people deserved to be slapped.
* Not all treasure is silver and gold.
* A good decision can be a wrong decision if made for the wrong reasons.
* Dogs are useless for prison escapes.
* Know when to break the rules. Sometimes "codes" are merely guidelines!
* Some people are as vacant as a hotel run by Norman Bates.

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Gui1ty

Report | 06/28/2009 11:59 am

Gui1ty

thanx 4 buying
tachma15

Report | 04/11/2009 11:31 am

tachma15

thanks for buying User Image and cute avi
juleel97

Report | 04/10/2009 6:39 pm

juleel97

Thx for shopping
Toxic-Xerraid

Report | 04/02/2009 8:53 pm

Toxic-Xerraid

Josie! Long time no talk! We've been pretty busy...I cant wait to see you again! :'D
kelviiin

Report | 04/02/2009 9:38 am

kelviiin

tnx for buyinmg
Peony-Feather

Report | 02/14/2009 4:19 pm

Peony-Feather

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Happy Singles Awareness Day!
kerosene face 1258

Report | 10/15/2008 2:30 pm

kerosene face 1258

awwwww....are you serious.....

well goodbye i guess
kerosene face 1258

Report | 10/14/2008 5:35 pm

kerosene face 1258

well infortunintly you dont know me, but i know you jk jk

i don't know you i noticed you were one of my friends friends so i decided to

leave a message on your profile wanna be friends?
kerosene face 1258

Report | 10/13/2008 3:22 pm

kerosene face 1258

i like that movie sweeney todd
Peony-Feather

Report | 10/08/2008 10:07 pm

Peony-Feather

So no more Mrs. Lovette?

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