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Pick the month you were born:1 - I ate
2 - I jumped
3 - I stabbed
4 - I licked
5 - I robbed
6 - I ran naked with
7 - I smoked with
8 - I cuddled with
9 - I shot
10 - I bangged
11 - I RAN NAKED WITH
12 - I killed
Pick the day you were born on:
01 - A toothbrush
02 - a dog
03 -a hottie
04 - a rock star
05 - a who.re
06 - my lover
07 - a glass of milk
08 - a twinkie
09 - the kool-aid man
10 - my boyfriend
11 - the trojan man
12 - a po.rn star
13 - a teletubby
14 - Paris Hilton
15 - a horse
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a betch
20 - a crack head
21 - a homeless guy
22 - barney
23 - the cookie monster
24 - a bag of weed
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - the one i love
27 - an easter egg
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a mop
31 - Ur grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because some betch stole my taco
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I love to snort cocaine.
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my boyfriend!!!
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because Someone cut me off
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Ty dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me
I robbed a bag weed because someone cut me off
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