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Whoa, when did you show up?! Hmmm. Well, whatever. Guess I better introduce myself then, huh? The name's Virgil...Virgil Hawkins. Middle name? Uh, no. That's not to be spoken aloud. Ever. Anyway, I'm your typical average teen. Good grades, good looks, good personality. ...And did I mention awesome super powers? You know, all the works. What was that? No, no, no. You didn't mishear me, bro.
Now, don't go spreading this around or anything but I guess you could say I'm the light in the dark. I can think of amp'le reasons for why you need to know who I am. Aw, come on now! Really? I'm shocked that you don't get what I'm sayin!
Uh. Let's see. I feel re-volted that I'm running out of puns here. This hertz me, man! Watt in the world can you mea-- you know what. That's just getting beyond lame. Just forget it. Any more of these and they'll have to charge me with assault and battery. AH! I think it's already taken over! Must. Stop. Making. Puns.
Man, oh man. I guess I'll spell it out for you. STATIC! I'm Static, yo. Big time superhero that beats up all the bad guys? That dude. Don't say you haven't heard of me. In fact, I'd be extremely offended. I mean, I've even worked with Batman! How sick is that?! You'd have to be whack to not find that cool. Hmph. Kids these days...not knowing Static. It's a sad world.
Anyway, I guess you could say I don't have a lot of free time anymore. What with fighting evil every day. It's a real pain but worth it in the end. Those Bang Babies just keep poppin out of nowhere! Personally, I prefer the term Metahuman. Only my best friend Richie knows my secret identity. Heck, he was the first person I told when I realized I had powers. Guess I can't really call Richie my sidekick anymore though. What with "Mr. Genius" gaining a brain and all. He's actually Gear these days, my partner in crime...er...anti-crime!
I feel like I'm forgetting something. I just can't place exactly what it is-- OH. Oh, it was that. ...Pops is gonna kill me! Great. Another month to look foward to of being grounded. As much as I hate to be the bad kid, I can't really let evil do what ever it wants. Above all, duty calls. Even if it costs me serious cut backs in my social life. Peace out, homies! Catch ya later.
Now, don't go spreading this around or anything but I guess you could say I'm the light in the dark. I can think of amp'le reasons for why you need to know who I am. Aw, come on now! Really? I'm shocked that you don't get what I'm sayin!
Uh. Let's see. I feel re-volted that I'm running out of puns here. This hertz me, man! Watt in the world can you mea-- you know what. That's just getting beyond lame. Just forget it. Any more of these and they'll have to charge me with assault and battery. AH! I think it's already taken over! Must. Stop. Making. Puns.
Man, oh man. I guess I'll spell it out for you. STATIC! I'm Static, yo. Big time superhero that beats up all the bad guys? That dude. Don't say you haven't heard of me. In fact, I'd be extremely offended. I mean, I've even worked with Batman! How sick is that?! You'd have to be whack to not find that cool. Hmph. Kids these days...not knowing Static. It's a sad world.
Anyway, I guess you could say I don't have a lot of free time anymore. What with fighting evil every day. It's a real pain but worth it in the end. Those Bang Babies just keep poppin out of nowhere! Personally, I prefer the term Metahuman. Only my best friend Richie knows my secret identity. Heck, he was the first person I told when I realized I had powers. Guess I can't really call Richie my sidekick anymore though. What with "Mr. Genius" gaining a brain and all. He's actually Gear these days, my partner in crime...er...anti-crime!
I feel like I'm forgetting something. I just can't place exactly what it is-- OH. Oh, it was that. ...Pops is gonna kill me! Great. Another month to look foward to of being grounded. As much as I hate to be the bad kid, I can't really let evil do what ever it wants. Above all, duty calls. Even if it costs me serious cut backs in my social life. Peace out, homies! Catch ya later.
((Out of Character: Let's keep this short and simple, shall we? Just the way I like it.
*This is entirely based off the Television series Static Shock. However, I will incorporate other elements from the comics into this cosplay as well, as I love the original comics and the most current ones with Static in them. Keep in mind this is mainly based off the T.V. show though. Don't be hatin.
*Aforementioned, if you RP with me I will probably stick to the T.V. series timeline, not when he's with Teen Titans. It all depends on the situation/time/place/etc. However, if you want to stick to purely Teen Titans RP then be sure to tell me! I'm willing to make adjustments.
*Call me Virgil, V-man, V, Bro. Anything but my middle name. Oh, and don't go blabbing about my secret identity either! I know it's tempting but let's stick out for another brother. Got it?
*If I happen to see another character (such as Batman, Joker, Justice League, Teen Titans, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy. Etc.) I will make it a point to interact with them. Even if you are unfamiliar with the series or do not like the character, don't flat out ignore me! That's just rude and uncool. The least you can do is acknowledge I exist.
*For the LAST time. Richie the character is canon gay but I'm not. Can't a guy have a best bro without any discrimination? Keep your fantasies to yourselves everyone. It just isn't going to happen. Yaoi isn't canon so deal with it. Leave all shenanigans to your silly fanfics.
*I'm very friendly. I don't mind the attention. Feel free to contact me. wink ))
*This is entirely based off the Television series Static Shock. However, I will incorporate other elements from the comics into this cosplay as well, as I love the original comics and the most current ones with Static in them. Keep in mind this is mainly based off the T.V. show though. Don't be hatin.
*Aforementioned, if you RP with me I will probably stick to the T.V. series timeline, not when he's with Teen Titans. It all depends on the situation/time/place/etc. However, if you want to stick to purely Teen Titans RP then be sure to tell me! I'm willing to make adjustments.
*Call me Virgil, V-man, V, Bro. Anything but my middle name. Oh, and don't go blabbing about my secret identity either! I know it's tempting but let's stick out for another brother. Got it?
*If I happen to see another character (such as Batman, Joker, Justice League, Teen Titans, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy. Etc.) I will make it a point to interact with them. Even if you are unfamiliar with the series or do not like the character, don't flat out ignore me! That's just rude and uncool. The least you can do is acknowledge I exist.
*For the LAST time. Richie the character is canon gay but I'm not. Can't a guy have a best bro without any discrimination? Keep your fantasies to yourselves everyone. It just isn't going to happen. Yaoi isn't canon so deal with it. Leave all shenanigans to your silly fanfics.
*I'm very friendly. I don't mind the attention. Feel free to contact me. wink ))
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