About

Hi everyone!

I didn't realize that you got a profile page. lol
Anyway...let me tell you a little 'bout myself. heart



I'm not telling you my name. I am simply paranoid. Better to be safe than sorry! 3nodding

I love: heart

Manga...Tsubasa (people who have read Tsubasa and know what I'm talking about, don't you think this looks like Mokona? 4laugh ), Fruits Basket, Vampire Knight, xxxHolic, what else...? Ahh well. sweatdrop

Art. Yeah. What else is there to say?

Food. (Don't we all?) rolleyes Cheese, spagetti and meatballs, candy, and Pocky!

Random things that I like: rofl
Tokidoki (look it up on google then judge me)
Fairies
Reading
Drawing
Fantasy
Cows. (gotta problem with that???) twisted
Animals

Now

Mah Randomness

Welcome to a world;
where everyone talks about each other

and everyone lies
and everyone tries to be
something they’re not

and nobody can keep a secret
and friendships that lasted forever were broken

Yeah well....

Welcome to a little thing called life...

Dear Parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around with no clothes on. A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us, we were taught to rebel at a young age.
Love,
Your Kids

Random Questions That People Don't Ask
 *at the cinema what arm rest is yours?    I'm not sure about this one.....
*why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're gonna see you naked anyways...    I think they want you to think you have some privacy...
*do they bury people with braces on?   They do?
*do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?    They go to other dentists. (at least I think so)
*is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full??   *shrug*
*are eyebrows considered facial hair?  Yes, I'm pretty sure they are.
*do they have the word 'dictionary' in the dictionary?  Yes, they do. Although how would you know to use a dictionary to look the word up if you didn't even know what a dictionary was?
*if ghosts can walk through walls why don't they fall through the floor?  I dunno.
*can you daydream at night?  Yes.
*if money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?  *laugh* I think it's so if you get fed up with one banker you can go to another and still get your $$$ *laugh*
*why does the easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs...  "It symbolizes life"
*Parents say "Never take candy from strangers." Why do we celebrate halloween?  I know this, I just don't want to type it.
*why is it called a funny bone? When you hit it's not funny at all...  'Cause it feels funny.
*do you wake up or open your eyes first?  Wake up.
*why does a round pizza come in a square box?  ...
*do bald people get dandruff?  I don't exactly want to know.
*can you cry underwater?  Yes. I did once.
*if nobody buys a ticket for a movie do they still show it?  I think they do.

Ways to Annoy your Parents:
Follow them ever where around the house.
Moo when they say your name.
Say everthing backwards.
Run into walls.
Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
Go to their room at 4am and yell, "Morning sun-shine!"
Snort louldly when you laugh.
Say all of the words from a famous movie. (especially the annoying lines)
Pull someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!"
Have 10 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
In public say, "No, Mom, put on your your own clothes!"
Switch the light on and off for a while then say, "Oh I get it!"
Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people."
When you are in the shower or bath yell, "I'm drowning!"
At everything they say yell, "LIAR!"
Tap on their door all night.

You Better Laugh at These. (OR ELSE!)

Have you ever had a Crush? No, no, I'm talking 'bout the SODA. wink



It takes Skill to fall UP the stairs.⬆ 


The problem with life is there isn't any backround music.



Somebody needs a Happy Meal!☺



In the dark, you can't see what stares back at you.



My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss him sometimes....



You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. 


I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain just to become a vegetarian.



Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.



OMG. The rain is wet.



I called your boyfriend and he hit me with his purse.



Fear the SPORK. 


Silence is Golden but Duck tape is silver. 


You're a great friend but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.



IF YOU READ THIS... you're finished reading.



New! Emo lawn. Cuts itself.



I spent a month there one night. 


Hello! My name is... Uhh, good question.



A skater boy broke my heart. I broke his board. 


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.



I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. BEAT THAT!



When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.



"Dude, what are you doing?" "I'm swimming on the floor, now leave me alone!" 



With this rock I will rule the world. 
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Congrats! You just spent 30 seconds reading this. 


Sometimes it takes a crazy person to see the truth. If so, i must be a lunatic. 

People who freak me out shouldn't deserve to live... but then everybody would be dead.
 
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
 
And remember kids: gravity always wins.
 
Play with fire no matter what your mommy says. It's fun.
 
Too many stupid people.... not enough bullets.
 
Hot wings... Think about it.
 
They say I have A.D.D. But I don't understa-  Oh! Look! A Kitty!
 
People are like slinkies. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
 
the stupid people have to go sit on that side of the internet. ⬅
 
sckool mayks u soopur smart.
 
On the 8th day, God made pizza... and it was good.
 
It's my birthday and it will be until i decide it's over.
 
If idiots cold fly, this place would be an airport.
 
G☐ F☐CK Y☐☐RS☐LF   Would you like to buy a vowel?
 
Me? Sarcastic? Nooo....
 
What happens if I put the "THIS SIDE UP" face down while popping microwave popcorn?
 
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ninja this is a ninja. his name is Bob. He says hi. Now he must save people from whatever he saves people from!