thinking is dangerous to the thinker and the people surrounding them.
Oh! Don't mind me. I'll just be here, observing your every move. But do mind the stairs... That last step is a doozy.
Miss Lucy had some Leeches, Her Leeches liked to Suck
And when they Drank up All her Blood, She didn't give a
Funny when the Doctors Had Locked her in her Cell
Miss Lucy screamed all Night that they should go to Bloody
Hello to the Surgeon, with Scalpel Old and Blunt,
He'll Tie you to the Table Then He'll Mutilate your
Come it's nearly Tea-Time, The Lunatics Arrive,
The Keepers Bleed them all until There's no one Left a
Lively Little Rodents are Eaten up by Cats,
We're Subject to Experiments like Laboratory
Rats, I Dropped a Teacup, How Easily they Break
I'm on my Hands and Knees until I Pay for my Mis-
Take Off all your Clothing, We've only Just Begun,
We have no Anesthesia, it's Eighteen-Forty-
One thing we should Tell you, Before you Try Again,
The Tests are all Invented by a lot of Filthy
Mentally Hysteric, She's Failed the Exam,
Don't Bother telling Lucy for She doesn't give a
Damn that Nitrous Oxide, For when you Can't Escape,
They say the Surgeons oft commit a Murder or a
Razor Blades are Rusty, and not a lot of Fun,
So when they try to Amputate your Legs, you better
Run and Fetch the Chemist, A Patient's feeling Sad,
She's been in Chains for Ages And she isn't even
Madness is a Nuisance, and No One is Immune,
Your Sister,Mum, or Daughter may become a Raving
Lunatics are Dangerous, And Doctors are Obeyed,
They also go Together just like Toast and Marma-
Ladies are like Children, With Brains the size of Squirrels'
Let's give Clictoridectomies To all the Little
Girls are Helpless Treasures, that Daddies must Protect,
So Lie upon the Table For the Doctors to In-
Speculums are Super, And Stirrups all the Rage,
So Spread a Lady's Legs and put her Back into Her
Cage of Naked Crazies, The Surgeon's here to Bleed,
The Doctors are all Learned Men, and some can Even
Reading can be Risky, For Women on the Verge,
It only did us Worlds of Good to Poison, Leech, and
Purging is a Penance, Phlebotomy's a Chore,
No need to Sterilize the Tools, We never did Be-
'Fore the Night is Over, Before you go to Bed,
They'll take a Hammer and a Nail and Jam it in your
Headstones in the Courtyard, and Statues in the Park,
Are not for the Insane, Just leave them Rotting in the
D-A-R-K
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Freakin' adorable avi-art from my chum eeeeemilyyyyy !
What my Chums have to say for Themselves.
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Anyways I know I sort of modded a little on the Kovah in my post so I wanted to let you know that if you didn't feel comfy or didn't like the action I took in that post...I will change it so let me know whenever. C:
...which kind of sucks, because I really wanted a fake mustache. ;~;
>;3
I chose German and she chose japanese. Even after we broke up i'm still learing because it's fun and I like randomly
confusing my friends. xd I learn with a cd and with google translate.