About

I am pretty much awesome, that is really what it comes down to. I am in a few bands, culinary school, and i do stand up comedy now. watch out world.
"We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find."
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To really understand me, you must now me. I am lonely all the time. I do not think much of myself. I have some really great friends, you all know who you are. I have really only loved once. My heart lies in ruin until someone can fix it. I have ridiculous ambitions and dreams. I am a procrastinator. I smoke cigarettes, it is my only addiction. I do not care what happens to me when I die, but i believe it will be an adventure. I like porn and I think it is funny. I hate breakfast most of the time. My body makes smells. My hair is brown. My sense of style can be summed up in two words, old fashioned. I have been an a*****e. I have a temper at times. I am passionate about my emotions. Dumb people piss me off. Ignorance pisses me off, as well. I hate puns, not really. I am overweight. I have good hygiene. Sometimes I forget to brush, but I have fairly healthy teeth. I like candy in moderation. I like sledding, and the hot cocoa after. I love my family. Marijuana should be legal. I like movies. Television kicks a**, so do video games. I once played a video game for twenty seven hours straight. I do not have perfect vision. I have made mistakes. Oatmeal cookies suck, unless they are from Little Debbie. I hate homework. I once scored a 130 on an iq test, I have since forgot most of that s**t. I want the whole world to try my food. I want children someday. I want my life to go the way I imagined it, or at least better. I love playing the guitar, it relaxes me. I hate thieves. I like drawing. A lot of art is stupid. I want to travel the world. Life is complicated. Cell phones are ruining society. I think the word curmudgeon is funny, and yes i know what it is. I am afraid of my government. Religions are bad, and dumb. Vagabonds is a cool word for homeless. I like to have fun. My dream girl, would be my best friend. I like small women. The first thing that attracts me to a female is her face, then her personality, if I like those, I could be happy. There is no such thing as my favorite color. I have cried over movies. Everyone who has ever chastised me, can eat s**t, and I would hurt them if they tried it again. I want to make as many people happy as possible. I think I will be blind someday. I prefer the night, but daylight makes me happy. Fall is my favorite season. At times, I like to be alone, but then I get sad. I like British comedy. I wish I was someone else. I have a hard time waking up. I sometimes cry. I want a lot of money. I hate having to work. I can only stand cooking for a living. I never know what to say to women so I have a hard time talking to them, and I have a hard time telling them I like them. I've found 3 steel pennies in my change. I do not play most card games, nor do I like most, though I own several decks. I wish I could make everyone read this, why I do not really know. I hate my mother. I want good things for everyone I know, including the latter. I have no more room to type anymore words. I just lied. Now I have more room to type again. I like writing. I enjoy meeting new people, though I have a hard time getting close to some of them.