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"The sands of time cannot be stopped. Years pass whether we will them or not..... but we can remember. What has been lost may yet live on in memories. That which you will hear is imperfect, and fragmented, but treasure it, for without you it does not exist. I give you now, a memory that has been forgotten, hidden in the dreamy haze that lies behind us..." - Brom, the storyteller, from Eragon, Book One of the Inheritance CYCLE
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Arya: Ugh... Not this scene again!
Durza: So I... WHAT?!?!?
Arya: Take that, you deformed maggots, you bilious, swine-faced murders! Your fathers were dribbling half-wits who should have been drowned at birth! Aye, and your mothers were poxy trollops and the consorts of Urgals!
Voice: We are Urgals, you stupid elf!
Roran: Hey, that's my line! I had to wait until Brisingr to say that!
Come here, girly!
Arya: Why, that's the biggest armadillo I've even seen in my life!
Eragon: Huh? What? I don't see any armadillo...
Brom: Yes, son, I'd have to say that's a pretty big armadillo.
Saphira: *yawn* Sorry, fell asleep. Why are you looking at me so... strangely? I don't have wool in my teeth, do I?
Eragon: ... Wow.
They watched in amazement as Saphira chased her tail in circles.
Saphira bowed her head in embarrassment as Eragon just realized that the bag of jellybeans he was searching for all day was in his pocket the whole time.
Rawr.
I have an Eragon Website!:
www.freewebs.com/xxsaphiredragonxx
Arya: Ugh... Not this scene again!
Durza: So I... WHAT?!?!?
Arya: Take that, you deformed maggots, you bilious, swine-faced murders! Your fathers were dribbling half-wits who should have been drowned at birth! Aye, and your mothers were poxy trollops and the consorts of Urgals!
Voice: We are Urgals, you stupid elf!
Roran: Hey, that's my line! I had to wait until Brisingr to say that!
Come here, girly!
Arya: Why, that's the biggest armadillo I've even seen in my life!
Eragon: Huh? What? I don't see any armadillo...
Brom: Yes, son, I'd have to say that's a pretty big armadillo.
Saphira: *yawn* Sorry, fell asleep. Why are you looking at me so... strangely? I don't have wool in my teeth, do I?
Eragon: ... Wow.
They watched in amazement as Saphira chased her tail in circles.
Saphira bowed her head in embarrassment as Eragon just realized that the bag of jellybeans he was searching for all day was in his pocket the whole time.
Rawr.
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