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Eloooo! my name is Sage, but most of my friends call me Sage-o. I am 13,single *wink wink* jk,and very destructive most of the time.I love rock........I could sit here and name bands until next week but I like you and don't want you to have to go through that kind of pain.my partners in crime are: Dev margera,danie knoxville,kimber,nappy mcnapster,sallykins,lexiey v,and Ashley.you can also find me on myspace,myyearbook,emoscene,vampirefreaks,ect.I love to meet new people so message me!!!!! well thats it..........

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NAPPY MCNAPSTER!!!!!!

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DANIE KNOXVILLE!!!!!!(left) and DEV MARGERA!!!!!!(right)

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ASHLEY!!!!!!

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SALLYKINS!!!!!

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mikey:annoying as hell but has great hair.

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MEH!!!!!! this is my serious depressed face.hopefully soon I can update it to my lil' DEAd riding hood one.

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Letters from the darker side of life.

Life is precious,Death is a givin,misery is every where,fate means nothing,Evil lies in all who seek popularity,and I'm the one who gives the truth about how life is without all the illusions.


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XxX_Soda_Pop_Girl_XxX

Report | 06/21/2007 3:46 pm

XxX_Soda_Pop_Girl_XxX

Rough Sex Facts-TOO FUNNY-Don't read if easily offended































Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!















Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.















If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm.















This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online.















































Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.































Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth































The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a d**k and save a smile.































Having nice sex burns 358 calories.































Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.































Take off her clothes















with her consent.........................12 cal















without......................187 cal































Take off her Bra















With two hands..........................8 cal















With one hand.........................12 cal















With mouth.............................85 cal































Put on Protection















hard .......................... 6 cal















soft..........................315 cal































Foreplay















Looking for target...................8 cal















Finding G spot ......................92 cal















I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal































Entry















Holding her..................12 cal















On the floor.................8 cal































With Different Position















Missionary..........................358 cal















Doggy...........................316 cal















69 lying...............................286 cal















69 standing.............................512 cal















Italian hanger.........................912 cal































Orgasm















Real................................112 cal















Faking................................315 cal































After "O"















Lying in Bed............................18 cal















Hop off the bed............................36 cal















Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal































Get dressed















Quiet and calm...........................32 cal















Rushing.........................98 cal















Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal















Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal















Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL































IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH 































And if you want to just ask me to show you that sex really burns cal.
XxX_Soda_Pop_Girl_XxX

Report | 06/05/2007 9:52 pm

XxX_Soda_Pop_Girl_XxX

IF U CRY, I CRY!
IF U FIGHT, I FIGHT!
IF U JUMP OFF A BRIDGE,
OH HELL IM COMING!

if u are a true friend send this to 10 people including the person that send it 2 u

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americanprincess1001

Report | 04/14/2007 10:32 am

americanprincess1001

hey, whats up?
XxX_Soda_Pop_Girl_XxX

Report | 03/13/2007 10:25 pm

XxX_Soda_Pop_Girl_XxX

You know what Kairi? She didn't ask you for your opinion, so be nice!
Little Miss Nofty

Report | 02/02/2007 6:55 am

Little Miss Nofty

u know what u need a life it was an OPINION!
So ******** you
you god damn mother ******** b***h!
gerards one and only girl

Report | 01/26/2007 7:46 am

gerards one and only girl

first of all,I already ******** knew that.so u know ******** u!
Little Miss Nofty

Report | 12/28/2006 2:08 pm

Little Miss Nofty

U seriously need a life a real one. And no Billie Joe will proably actually 150% he won't marry you so move on!!!!!!
americanprincess1001

Report | 12/24/2006 11:42 am

americanprincess1001

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!BRENDON URIE!!!!!!!!!PANIC! AT THE DISOC !!!!!!OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND GIR!!!!!!!
ChesterMcdude

Report | 12/09/2006 7:05 pm

ChesterMcdude

hello u dont kno me but im voicing the opinion of a friend who is no longer a friend he thinks that FOB sucks he says that the lead singer can't sing and play guitar at the same time he also says thats why he slurs his words thats BS i kno
ripped_up_jeans

Report | 12/08/2006 11:32 pm

ripped_up_jeans

hey this is my 4 real one dont mind the others ok ok

p.s this mike

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love hurts,but lonliness kills.........so hug this emo kid!