The Perverted One

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Last Login: 10/16/2018 3:19 pm

Registered: 05/28/2006

Gender: Female

Location: USA

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Muffins and Snowbunnies

Surviving life as we know it.

 

The Mufffinator

'Elloooo, my name is Shai ; i'm 23 and have been active on Gaia since 2006,
Now to get to know a lil'bit about muaaaah


-I'm a sugar-coated dumpling with all sorts of yummyness.
-My mule account is Sexulant Strawberries
-I make damn good potatoes.
-I'm funny. O.o and I like being sexulant.
-I make a living busking on the trains.
-I live under a mattress an i'll share if you bring blueberries
-I plan to make a career as a professional busker.
-I love music. Music is pretty sexy. I make love to it in the backseat.
-I love my friends. I grab their [insertwordhere] - they squeal in delight; life is good.
-I like making my boyfriend making sounds because it usually in my bed and it starts up conversation at the breakfast table the next morning.
-I tend to zone out and sing random tunes during conversations.
-I speak my mind way too much. I will hurt your feelings because of it.
[hands you some tissues] your mother is a gorrilla BAHAHAHA !
-I don't know how people tolerate me. I can be the biggest annoyance.
-Bisexual. I likes the ladies <3
Time for me to exit into the night.





and we're not ugly cupcakes! we're freakin amazing! without the muffin, there would BE no cupcake! we're the original CUPCAKE!


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ur ddy Report | 07/13/2010 7:54 pm
Blllah
Natsukiii-chan Report | 01/28/2009 3:29 am
lol I love reading your stuff...It never gets old
Ren says Report | 12/10/2008 12:00 pm
wow um...new look
Ren says Report | 10/20/2008 5:08 pm
....why did you hang up hoface

its easier to explain over the phone
squirelly revenge Report | 09/14/2008 4:57 pm
U know something..

I love your pro
Natsukiii-chan Report | 07/19/2008 8:30 am
meh.....whatre you doing???
Ren says Report | 07/17/2008 5:26 pm
heeey hoface^^
irontower Report | 07/10/2008 7:56 am
well hellO
xStrawberryKissesx3 Report | 07/07/2008 2:34 pm
hello^^
fumetsu ookami Report | 06/18/2008 7:47 am
it did help and made me feel a little better

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let's make babies, yo .[/align:c5aea25034]

 

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