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-One fine day, in the middle of the night.
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one another.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe that this lie is true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too.

-I'm Irish, wanna get lucky?
-When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice. Then sit back and watch everyone wonder how you did it.
-People say i'm strange, does that make me a stranger?

This is another fuller version of the poem. It doesn't seem as fun or relevant though.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story's true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!"
_________

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Report | 12/26/2010 8:50 pm

II_RAWRZKIKILOVER_II

thanks for buying! smile

Report | 11/09/2009 9:27 pm

Jerrok Sulva

That's pretty much the only line I remember other than the Windex one.

Report | 11/09/2009 9:25 pm

Jerrok Sulva

Are you a Hollow, 'cause you make my zanpakutō go bankai.

Report | 11/09/2009 11:09 am

Kysaara

Haha Thanks I exspecially enjoyed the Matapod comment

Report | 11/08/2009 10:07 pm

Neerg Sirhc

dude, let me start off by saying how weird that is and for the very few people that actually go to me profile might question that comment.

Report | 11/05/2009 3:12 pm

Jerrok Sulva

yo, i am not going to be coming up to college tonight, but I'll see you guys tomorrow.

Report | 10/27/2009 8:09 am

Kysaara

Well Yea

Report | 10/24/2009 8:05 pm

Kysaara

IM SO HAPPY CAUSE IM A GUMMY BEAR!

GUMMY BEAR!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Report | 10/22/2009 3:06 pm

Jerrok Sulva

I got two message from NPC join one or the other, I thought you might know more about it. Sonny and I are coming up to college again.

Report | 10/20/2009 3:29 pm

Jerrok Sulva

yo, what up with that pick a side of evil or light event?

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