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Another story for tonight, my friends!I just baked some cookies the other night, right? So, then I went it Chantele's room to talk to her and we heard the fridge close and Chantele said, "it's probably Dad...He'll eat your cookies." Realizing that that was true, I said, "s**t!" and jumped out into the hallway. He didn't see me so I said, "ARE YOU EATING MY COOKIES?!".
He freaking jumps like a foot in the air, looks at me with this guilty face and say, "Mmnom!"(translation='No!') So I walked up to him and he was chewing something, then I looked at the cookie sheet and two of my precious cookies were gone! Gone! "YOU ARE EATING MY COOKIES!", I said then I snatched the cookie sheet from him and put it on the table. He started trying to get another, but I smacked his arm and said, "NO DON"T TOUCH MY COOKIES!" Dad said, "Gimme another cookie." "NO! You said you want to loose weight, but ere you are eating a bunch of cookies in the middle of the night!"
Then I took the cookie sheet and put it on the counter behind Chantele and stood next to her to block it from him, I turned to Chantele and calmly said, "Continue." (She'd been trying to tell me something when the cookie-thief arrived.) "I won Employee of the Year", she said.
"No ******** way!"
"Don't cuss in front of Dad!"
"Okay." My dad then asked me for a cookie again, but I refused and he acted like he was going to walk away but he turned back and.
"Come on just one more cookie."
"No!!"
"Give me a cookie!"
"No! They're my cookies!"
"Give me a cookie!"
"Fine, give ME ten dollars!"
"No!"
"Give me ten dollars and I'll give you a cookie."
"******** you!"
And he started walking away, and I was laughing hysterically. But then Chantele said, "Oh! Give his the little baby one!" I grabbed it and ran up to Dad and said here have this one little baby one!"
"No, I don't want your god damn cookie."
"Take it!"
So he grabbed as he walked up the stairs, shoved it in his mouth and continued up the stairs. Funniest. s**t. Ever.
Shimmy (protector of baked goods)
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