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COME ON. I WAS A DAMN KINGDOM FROM 1525 TO 1947. I WAS FEARED AND RESPECTED BY THE ENTIRE WORLD. I PRETTY MUCH CREATED THE JAPANESE AND AMERICAN MILITARY. I'M THE REASON DENMARK IS A PEACE-LOVING PANSY. I UNITED GERMANY. MY BOSSES ARE SOME OF THE SMARTEST, SEXIEST LEADERS OF ALL TIME. I'VE BEEN KICKING a** AND TAKING NAMES SINCE I WAS BORN.
AND ALL MY CHARACTERS ON WOW ARE LEVEL 80 OR HIGHER. SO DON'T YOU ********
DARE TELL ME I DON'T EXIST, BECAUSE THE FACT THAT I'M STILL HERE MAKES ME MORE AWESOME THAN YOU COULD EVER ASPIRE TO BE.
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-smiles lightly and kisses his cheek-
O-Oh...? A-Alright, I guess you are...
. . .
-sighs and nods-
Understandable I guess . . . and at least someone's remembering now, right?
-cracks a grin-
I would think someone as egotistical as you would never forget their own birthday! A day where we all have to "praise" you...
-quirks an eyebrow at his blush-
. . . I don't think I want to know.
Alright, beer it is!
-smiles lightly and nods as she talks-
O-Of course not... w-why would I?
H-Hello...