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Here are a few Redneck Jokes... to wet your whistle.You might be a redneck if....
You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.
You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'
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Athletic
Sport
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Rednecks
You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"
You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
You may be a Redneck if ...
You and your dog use the same tree.
Your father executes the "pull my finger"
trick during Christmas dinner.
The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors
Your whole family is Democrats
'cept little Mary.
She lernt how to read.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
Someone asks to see your ID and you
show them your belt buckle!
You have flowers planted in a
bathroom fixture in your front yard.
Your pickup has a two-tone paint job
-- primer red and primer gray.
You've been on TV more than 5 times
describing the sound of a tornado.
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QUESTING JUNK
looking to buy or trade for junk that you have that i want so sell it or trade it! ~~~please help me with me quest please~~
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children or unmarried with children.
Men have the same choice we've always had: Work or Prison.
-Tim Allen
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