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Behold! The best quotes in the entire world! :

~"I was walking and i smelled something."

~"Grab a dill pickle, carry it around and smell it."

~"There's cat hair on my lipgloss."

~"It's hard to sing while talking."

~"Hey, at least you're not bagging weed."

~"Get off the lip it's sinking!"

~"Must, Find. LEMONEADE!!!"

~"I got cat litter in my eye once."

~"Toilet hair cup."

~"They're like...babies..."

~"Blee-eroobeep!"

~"Hey baby! How you doin'? Sexy thang! Mmh yeah!"

~"Espoke, espoke, espoke estoy caliente!"

~"It's a noodle. It is rice? Rice isn't a noodle."

~"What happens to a mailbox when it is hit by a beer bottle going 30mph?"

~"Secret asian man!"

~"The firey shark that blends in the trees named Re

~"Me! 'Cuz i'm stuper smart!"

~"I didn't know March Madness was in March."

~"Juicy banana."

~"Hi! My name's Candy! I'm sweet! What's your adjective?"

~"When's the baby due? What baby? The panda baby at the zoo!"

~"You're a homo! No, you're a hetero!"

~"*oink!*"

~"I need to go to my brain class lessons."

~"Wet seal anyone?"

~"I almost died to my death."

~"It's unnesiscary."

~"Fin!"

~"The smelly guy that looks like a smelly guy."

~"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow... ... ... ...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrraawrrrrrrr."

~"Only in the guy's bathroom would there be a sign that says 'please flush'"

~"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

~the mango salsa man THAT VERY IRONICALLY DOESN'T LIKE TO EAT MANGO SALSA and is friends with the green zebra king of telitubbies THAT LIKES TO WEAR A TUBE TOP with a Papa Smurf logo THAT SAYS 'WHO NEEDS OLD PEOPLE when you can have old people sculpted out of mango salsa' WHICH IS ACTUALLY QUITE DELICIOUS when cooked in a 9,257,634,856 degree oven THAT IS THE COLOR OF A SMELLY GUY whom Elmer Fudd mistakes for a "wabbit" THAT LIKES TO DRESS UP AS A FIREY SHARK THAT BLENDS IN WITH THE TREES of the Walogalaniavitaumicagenden Forest found in Georgia, HOME OF THE SECRET ASIAN MEN who enjoy practicing omphaoloskepsis and dancing the macharana WITH HIS PARTNER THE CARAMEL-COVERED SPOON that's caramel colored because it's caramel colored and it likes to be caramel colored, that you very much LIKES TO WATCH IT FREEZE BECAUSE IT IS WAY MORE FUN THAN WATCHING PAINT DRY on a ceiling from which paint drops ONTO A RANDOM SPOONFUL OF FROZEN PEANUTBUTTER artificially flavored to taste like mango salsa THAT IS COOKED WITH BEEF STROGANOF which happens to rhyme with Romanof, A.K.A. THE ROMAN FERRET THAT EATS FROZEN GRAPES stuffed with mango salsa WHICH CAN BE ADDED TO WAFFLES OF THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM plus or minus a square root of b squared minus for ac all over 2a, WHICH IN ENGLISH MEANS 'THE SMELLY GUY SMELLS LIKE MOLDY MANGO SALSA' obtained from the mango salsa man THAT VERY IRONICALLY DOESN'T LIKE TO EAT MANGO SALSA and is friends with the green zebra king of telitubbies THAT LIKES TO WEAR A TUBE TOP with a Papa Smurf logo THAT SAYS 'WHO NEEDS OLD PEOPLE when you can have old people sculpted out of mango salsa' WHICH IS ACTUALLY QUITE DELICIOUS when cooked in a 9,257,634,856 degree oven THAT IS THE COLOR OF A SMELLY GUY whom Elmer Fudd mistakes for a "wabbit" THAT LIKES TO DRESS UP AS A FIREY SHARK THAT BLENDS IN WITH THE TREES of the Walogalaniavitaumicagenden Forest found in Georgia, HOME OF THE SECRET ASIAN MEN who enjoy practicing omphaoloskepsis and dancing the macharana WITH HIS PARTNER THE CARAMEL-COVERED SPOON that's caramel colored because it's caramel colored and it likes to be caramel colored, that you very much LIKES TO WATCH IT FREEZE BECAUSE IT IS WAY MORE FUN THAN WATCHING PAINT DRY on a ceiling from which paint drops ONTO A RANDOM SPOONFUL OF FROZEN PEANUTBUTTER artificially flavored to taste like mango salsa THAT IS COOKED WITH BEEF STROGANOF which happens to rhyme with Romanof, A.K.A. THE ROMAN FERRET THAT EATS FROZEN GRAPES stuffed with mango salsa WHICH CAN BE ADDED TO WAFFLES OF THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM plus or minus a square root of b squared minus for ac all over 2a, WHICH IN ENGLISH MEANS 'THE SMELLY GUY SMELLS LIKE MOLDY MANGO SALSA from Djibouti.' Dijibouti IS A COUNTRY THAT IS GOOD AT MAKING CHEETO FLAVORED COUGHDROPS, a delicacy in Reykjavik, Iceland, WHICH IS NOT REALLY ICEY, IT IS MOSTLY COVERED IN CAT LITTER

~"THE CHICKEN THAT IS KENTUCKY FRIED WHO MAKES TANGY MANGO SALSA FOR THE BUGS BUNNY WHO DANCES FLAMENCO WITH ELMER FUDD WHO DOES TARGET PRACTICE ON THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED WHO EATS THE POPCORN CHICKEN THAT 'MOOS' AT THE SWEDISH CHEF MUPPET WHO CHASES THE RANDOM LEMMING WHO DRIZZLES MANGO-FLAVORED FROSTING ON THE PERSON WHO GIVES BURNT BUTTER TO THE RANDOM PERSON WHO SMEARS BURNT BUTTER ON THE POKEMON THAT IS CHOSEN TO FIGHT AGAINST PIKACHU WHO IS THE SLATTWOB THAT LANDS ON THE RESPLENDENT QUAGMIRE MONSTER THAT SUPPLIES METALLIC MANGO ICECREAM TO THE GIRAFFE WHO FEEDS METALLIC MANGO ICECREAM TO THE MY LITTLE PONY WHO BOOGIES WITH THE PENGUIN WHO POURS QUACKUMS JUICE ON THE LEMMING WHO JUMPS OFF A CLIFF ON TO THE DUCK WHO RIDES ON THE GIANT HIPPOPOTAMUS WHO FLINGS BLUE GLAZE AT THE SMURF WHO DANCES THE MACARENA WITH THE SMELLY GUY WHO'S BEING POKED WHILE EATING ANTI-SICK MANGO SALSA WITH A SPORK WHO HAS ALSO BEEN POKED BY A SMURF WITH A SMELLY MANGO COVERED SPORK AS BABIES FALL FROM THE SKY SINGING "WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD"AND FARTING AT THE SAME TIME AS THE CARE BEARS PLAN THEIR VEHEMENT TAKING OVER OF THE WORLD WHILE EATING MANGO SALSA POPTARTS OF EVIL WHICH PLAYS THE ZOOGIHORN, AN INSTRUMENT OF CARE BEAR EVIL, WHICH BLOWS UP ON THEM WHENEVER THEY PLAY SO...EVILLY, BUT TURNS INTO MANGO SALSA WHEN THEY PLAY SWEETLY SUGAR COATED CARAMEL CORN WITH HOMINY, AND ALL OTHER GOODIES OF EVIL UNDER THE SUN, THAT QUACKS WHENEVER IT SIZZLES UNDER THE HEAT OF ANTI-SICK MANGO SALSA THAT IS HYPERGENETICOWLY ALTERED BY DERANGED BIO-ENGINEERS FROM JUPITER'S MOON, EUROPA, ALSO KNOWN AS THE CHICKEN WHO CHASES THE POPCORNED ELEPHANT OF POPCORNY DOOM ON HORSEBACK WHICH HAS FLYING POPCORN FLAVORED HORSESHOES"

Yay for kitties!!!








Jen's squirrel named Norb and my domo dinosaur named Bob!








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