Opening Monolouge
Good evening. I say good eveing insead of good afternoon or good morning because for some reason Gaia seems to be in perpetual darkness. Anyway, I'm a metal fan. Consult my backround or that pissant little box which attempts to summerize my personality by the s**t I read and the noise I listen to. I'm a gamer, though that's a bit of an overstatement because I'm limited to playing the decaying corpse that is PS2 and my midget PC as a Next-Gen gaming device that delivers aborted fetuses to my Monitor. Recently (Meaning today, the 26th of June in the year of our lord 200 cool I've become a fan of the Zero Punctuation series of game reviews. I have a small but dedicated amount of enemies whom I will chastize given a moment to. I'd rather not name them, because I call them enemies because all they do is play with their dicks all day and b***h and moan about every last little goddamn thing pertaining to one of my ex-girlfriends. So they are merely annoyances to my already boring, repetitive, secluded lifesyle. I like salty foods. Chips, French fries or anything using or pertaining to a Potato are also a favorite of mine. Even the Potato's b*****d offspring with the color orange: the Yam. All that being said I'm much more of a happier person than this last gigantic paragraph will tell you. Though no one on the internet seems to give a s**t because they never learned to "Not judge a book by it's cover." So see you around.To those of you just visiting and whatnot: Comment me, bitches!
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anyways i like ur profile tho
and i felt that comment was rude