Only in England...do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk in the garage.

Only in England...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in England...do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'

The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'

The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'

The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'

The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first.'

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xX1-YOUNG_LOVE-1Xx Report | 10/16/2011 12:19 pm
who won u liar
xX1-YOUNG_LOVE-1Xx Report | 10/10/2011 12:24 pm
ohh ok well i hope i get to get thx
xX1-YOUNG_LOVE-1Xx Report | 10/10/2011 12:21 pm
by who u?
xX1-YOUNG_LOVE-1Xx Report | 10/10/2011 11:12 am
am i close of winning?
Xanieah Report | 10/07/2011 1:18 pm
Mhm, plus tektek has all the same profiles.
There aren't any new ones out so I'm just like
Seriously? gonk
Xanieah Report | 10/07/2011 1:15 pm
Thanksss haha, I've been meaning to change it but I'm too lazy too.
I probably won't.
Xanieah Report | 10/07/2011 1:13 pm
You're welcome, and thank you.
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Xanieah Report | 10/07/2011 1:08 pm
I'm just a stranger from the CB, but I love your avi.
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winterblue37 Report | 10/07/2011 11:56 am
random comment!
IONhedger Report | 09/25/2011 6:13 am
I'm not going to gift without a reason to or without even knowing you.

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