About
Before you read this, I just wanna let you know that more than likely, you will see something about me that you and the rest of society does not like. You will, more than likely, be offended by something in my profile. And you know what? I honestly don't give a crap. I don't care if people like me or not, I wouldn't care if the whole planet hated my guts, and no good will come out of insulting me or saying that you don't like me or something in this profile. All it will do, is get you on my ignored list, after being cursed out horribly.
Now that you've been warned, here's some stuff about me.
~Physical Description~
I don't look like a stick-skinny model and I wouldn't wanna look like one. I don't look like a Barbie Doll. I don't resemble any celebrities. I'm five foot three, and I weigh 190 pounds. It's not all fat otherwise I wouldn't be so healthy. A lot of that it muscle. Yeah, I'm a diesel b***h. Deal with it. I have shoulder length dark brown hair that seems to have a mind of it's own. It's extremely thick, and it natrually greasy. I can guarantee you that right now, there's a 98% chance that my hair is in a sad excuse for a ponytail. I don't spend more than 10 minutes getting dressed and doing my hair and most of that time is just hooking my bra. I don't wear makeup, I don't wear contacts, I don't dye my hair. I don't use fancy skin products, and I don't wear articles of clothing that cost more than 20 bucks. In other words, I'm not your average girl. I have dark brown eyes that are narrow, which makes me look kinda like a giant teddy bear because I have fat cheeks. I have brown skin, some areas of it, darker than others. I'm African American, but as you can see, or read, I'm not "ghetto". And for all you horny little boys who are just dying to know this, my bra size is 36B. I have no tits and they have no shape and are not bouncy and soft. The left one is bigger than the right and they're shaped like melting ice cream cones. And I don't give a ********. I don't have a nice squeezable a** that bounces up and down when I walk. It's nearly flat. Some people would sometimes mistake me for a guy. I don't have an "hour glass" figure, I have a deep voice, I'm muscular, I have some hair on my chest, and I don't shave anywhere except my private part and sometimes my armpit hair, but only when the amount of hair becomes a hygiene problem. By the way, hygiene, not exactly my best area, but I don't have lice and I don't smell like garbage, so who gives a crap? Not me. I don't look anything like my avatar. Why am I being so honest about the fact that I'm not society's idea of "beautiful"? Because maybe now you'll pay more attention to WHO I am than what I look like on the outside.
~Hobbies~
I'm one of those people who just can't stop thinking. Everything I do has to involve using my brain, right down to when I'm walking down the street. I can't just stop thinking. I can't just relax and clear my mind of all problems and seriousness. It'll drive me mad. So I like to debate about things. Serious things. And trust me, I can make anything at least SEEM serious. I'm a writer and I have been ever since I was seven years old. My writing is not the best stuff in the world because I don't write to impress or entertain others. It's to entertain myself and get things off my chest. I love to read also. Sometimes, I admit, I have my lazy days where all I wanna do is lie on my fat a** eating and playing Smackdown video games and watching channel 9. Also, I've been having an affair with the computer lately.
~Music~
I listen to stuff you would hate. My top ten are Britney Spears, Gorillaz, Black Eyed Peas, Tatu, Pussycat Dolls, Eminem, The Spice Girls, Lil' Jon and The Eastside Boys, Lindsay Lohan and Sean Paul. And about a thousand other people that I could get shot for listening to on a boom box.
~My Love Life~
Don't get me wrong from everything you've read here. I'm not a cold hearted b***h. Love is the most important thing in the world to me and makes me truly happy, unlike everything else, which is not enough for me. I'm bisexual. I don't judge by anything physical. Age, looks, gender, none of that stuff even crosses my mind when I look at a human being, unless someone asks me my opinion on their physical appearence. Which takes me forever to answer because I'm not use to, well, looking at a person like that. The point is, nothing physical matters to me, and I consider gender and physical thing. I can love a guy and as much as I can love a girl. I can love a girl as much as I can love a guy. Because your genitals have nothing to do with who you are inside. By the way, I'm currently single. Can't say I like it, can't say I hate it. Really doesn't matter right now. Things are so chaotic right now that I don't know if I would wanna drag someone else into this train wreck I call my life anyway. So for your sake, don't fall in love with me.
~Things That Piss Me Off~
People who make fun of fat people or have the audacity to tell us not to wear skimpy clothing. You have no right to tell someone what they should and should not wear. That's their decision and if you don't like it, then it doesn't matter. Deal with it. Emo/Goth/Punk bashers. Again, let people wear and act the way they want. You wouldn't like if someone judged you and tried to say that you were wrong for that kind of thing. And it shouldn't annoy you unless you just can't stand the horrible thought of someone being different than you. Age generalizations and stereotypes, because they're always wrong. There's an exception for anything and everything. Religious people. Fake bisexuals. You're not bisexual just because you thought that guy/girl was kinda hot. You're not bisexual because you kissed a guy/girl during a game of Truth or Dare. Nazis. Homophobocs. People who bash online dating. Racial stereotypes. Opera music. Dogs. MTV. Most Rap music, Pokemon, old people who are oddly stronge for their ages. Little boys (I'm talking about three years old or younger) who have the audacity to tell me to suck their dicks. Sure, just give me a microscope first you little s**t. People who throw things out the window. Sluts. MySpace. Strippers. Hookers. Gamblers. Pornography. Cam whores. Smokers. Drugs. People who can't speak English. Vegatarians who try to force their eating habits on others. People who are against abortion. And there's about a million other things that I absolutely despise.
~Things That Make Me Smile~
Love. My true friends. A decent joke. Intelligent and sensitive people. Gaia. WWE. When planes slam into buildings. When kittens meow at me. Being tickled (and I'm very ticklish). You know what's ******** up? I can't think of anything else. *clears her throat* Moving on.
~Things That Turn Me On Sexually~
I know you're thinking "Wow, this girl is sick, so I can imagine what her sexual fetishes are". Heh heh heh, you probably wouldn't wanna know. Let's just say, anything that comes out of the human body, turns me on. Why am I telling you this? Because I just feel like it. Why do I feel like it? Because I do. Dammit, I don't have to have a reason for everything.
~Five Things About Me You Will Defiintely Hate~
1- I willingly lost my virginity when I was 9...and I was ready and I still don't regret it and the person I did it with, I just ******** again two days before I typed this here.
2- I believe that when women defy their boyfriends/husbands, they deserve to be b***h-slapped and put in cages or tied to something until they learn their lessons. Seriously, I do.
3- I decided out of the blue to make this section just to bother people. Also because I'm sick of random friends requests and I'm thinking, maybe this will lower the amount of them.
4- I wish I had a sister. Why? For the simple fact that I would be able to have sex anytime I wanted, right there in my house, without my father suspecting a thing. Yes, sex with my sister.
5- I once said "******** Jesus" in a church. The only reason I was there in the first place was for free food. Ha...
~Some Last Words~
I know that you hate me now and I don't care. I just wanna say this; if you don't like me, I don't care and I won't even think twice about whatever insulted bullcrap you throw at me. It won't make me change, it won't hurt my feelings, and I won't give you the pleasure of an argument. I'm not angsty, I'm not Goth, Emo or any of that other crap. I mean, if you wanna stereotype me because you can't think without seperating everything into categories, then fine. But I don't consider myself any of those things. I'm just me. I'm not a complete b***h. You can PM me, you can leave a comment, and if it's something negative, fine, as long as it's not insulting and you're not trying to start an argument. But you have a right to an opinion just as much as someone who DOES actually like me would. If you wanna speak to someone or get an opinion or idea from someone who will be honest and not sugarcoat anything, then I'm the person you wanna speak to. But if you want someone who's not as harsh as that guy Simon from American Idol, then sorry I'm the wrong person.
I have nothing else to say about myself. Actually I have a whole lot more to say about myself, but I think I've said enough for you to decide whether or not you even WANT to know more about me. So feel free to PM me. ^_^ <----Holy crap. A happy face.
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