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as you can see i'm a guy, ilike b-ball,i'm a trackstar lets just say im very althetic

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`StrawBerry Pimpette` Report | 10/09/2007 4:32 pm
roses are red

Lemons are sour

Open your legs and give me an hour



Kissing Is A Habit

******** Is A Game

Guys Get All The Pleasure

Girls Get All The Pain

10 Minutes Of Pleasure

9 Months Of Pain

3 Days In The Hospital

A Baby Without A Name

The Baby Is A b*****d

The Mother Is A Whore

This Woulda Never Happened If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!



Sex is like math

You subtract the clothes

Add the bed

Divide the legs

And Pray to god

You don't multiply



Roses are red

Grass is green

Open your legs

And I'll fill you with cream



Hickory dickory dock

This b***h was suckin my c**k

The clock struck two

I dumped my goo

And dumped her to the end of the block



Sex is good

Sex is fine

Doggy Style and 69

Just for fun

Or gettin paid

Everyone likes gettin laid



Sex is evil

Sex is a sin

Sins are forgiven

So stick it in!!!



you opened it so you are cursed for 5 yrs. you need to read it ENTIRELY!!



roses are nice

violets are fine.

i'll be the six

if you be the nine.



eat me

beat me

bite me

blow me

******** me

suck me

very slowly

if you like it

don't be sassy

use your tongue

and make it nasty!!



Send dis to 10 of yo friends including me, but if u dont u will have da worst sex life fa 10 yrs
`StrawBerry Pimpette` Report | 09/23/2007 5:18 pm
my name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. There was once alittle girl named Chelsey Mcaun. She was killed in1933, by a homicidal maniac who buried her alive while chanting a satanic chant.Those were the words spoken, and now you have read them...Anyonewho reads the chant will meet this small child. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling, as you sleep, she will suffacate you as she was suffacated.. Unless yousend thisto at least 20 people before tommorow, so she will leaveyou be. Some guy read those w ords, yet he didn't believe it. So he didn't send it. The very next day, his parents found him lying DEAD on his bed "-
`StrawBerry Pimpette` Report | 09/23/2007 5:18 pm
my name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. There was once alittle girl named Chelsey Mcaun. She was killed in1933, by a homicidal maniac who buried her alive while chanting a satanic chant.Those were the words spoken, and now you have read them...Anyonewho reads the chant will meet this small child. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling, as you sleep, she will suffacate you as she was suffacated.. Unless yousend thisto at least 20 people before tommorow, so she will leaveyou be. Some guy read those w ords, yet he didn't believe it. So he didn't send it. The very next day, his parents found him lying DEAD on his bed "-
`StrawBerry Pimpette` Report | 09/19/2007 6:49 pm
WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP































































OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...































































MY NAME IS kity ...































































I AM 8 YEARS OLD WITH BLOND HAIR AND SCARY EYES.































































I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS.































































I AM DEAD.































































IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED































































I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U































































THIS IS NO JOKE































































SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 12:00 p.m.































































SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU































































OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE































































AND SAY I LOVE YOU































































OR ASK YOU OUT































































BUT HERES THE CATCH,































































YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE...































































YOU CANNOT SEND IT TO ME































































FOR I HAVE ALREADY SENT IT TO YOU
`StrawBerry Pimpette` Report | 09/19/2007 6:39 pm
OURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 9:00 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 1:27am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 3:13 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 3:13 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.REPOST THIS AS WHORE""WHAT A NASTY .START SENDING NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
`StrawBerry Pimpette` Report | 09/19/2007 6:13 pm
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this































until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes































and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12































people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed.































When you're asleep, I'll kill you.































Don't believe me?































































Case 1:































Patty Buckles































Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.































She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not































with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do































you?































































































Case 2:































George M. Simon































Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4































people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if































he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George?































































Case 3:































Valarie Tyler































She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to































send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary































in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for































life.































































Case 4:































Derek Minse































This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person.































He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the































ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said































yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The































have 2 beautiful children.































































Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences.































































0 people- You will die tonight































































1-6 people- you will be injured































































7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life































































12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune!































































Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight































tonight
`StrawBerry Pimpette` Report | 07/04/2007 5:14 pm
FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 9:00 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 1:27am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 3:13 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 3:13 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.REPOST THIS AS WHORE""WHAT A NASTY .START SENDING NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
`StrawBerry Pimpette` Report | 06/24/2007 1:02 pm
WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP































OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...































MY NAME IS kity ...































I AM 8 YEARS OLD WITH BLOND HAIR AND SCARY EYES.































I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS.































I AM DEAD.































IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED































I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U































THIS IS NO JOKE































SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 12:00 p.m.































SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU































OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE































AND SAY I LOVE YOU































OR ASK YOU OUT































BUT HERES THE CATCH,































YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE...































YOU CANNOT SEND IT TO ME































FOR I HAVE ALREADY SENT IT TO YOU
`StrawBerry Pimpette` Report | 05/04/2007 9:00 am
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If u love any one this much...let them know...before its too late... I love you 4 ever.....and always 2 the end....i cant live without ya.....b-cuz ur my friend..... Send this to 10 ppl in the next 5 min....and....u will get kissed on friday by the love of your life.... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.
However, if u don t send this 2 @ least 10 ppl by at least 12:00 2nite u will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life. Just copy & paste & send
MiSz BooPz Report | 04/28/2007 5:25 pm
hey chillin u

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