About
I just realized that my profile reminds me of Ingrid Third from the show Fillmore!, any of you ever watch it?
Hmm let's see, no matter how many goddamn websites I join I still can't properly fill this in. The main thing you need to know about me is that my life revolves around my friends and well umm music. Yes music that's what I meant. I love vampires, but not because of Twilight. I would actually prefer pirate icons. I love me some Jack Sparrow. Ok umm ooh I just thought of something....crap I forgot it.....oh oh oh....nvm. Heh, I guess you must''ve figured out that I'm a
drok..err dork by now which pretty much means that I am the kind of person who actually watches Mythbusters and other shows on discovery channel, but I know how to have fun! -Not in the sexual way-
perferts perverts!!!
wink I am currently in high school.
xd Freshman of course. Yeah I know, I can't believe I actually graduated either. So if there's something in particular you want to know about me....umm pm me?
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~Your is not mine. You're means you are. Et cetera does not abbreviate to ect.,ecc., or et. etc.. i before e except after c or when sounding like a as in neighbor and weigh. Unless it's weird. Two is a number. To is a preposition. Too means also. 2 doesn't. A lot is two words. Allot means to distribute. You should definitely spell definitely 'definitely'. There is a place. Their means it's not yours. They're means they are. Thru is only a word if you are referring to getting a hamburger in your car. You can affect to cause and effect something. You can effect change but change does not effect you. Fire is Fiery. Burn all misspellings.
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You know your stupid when:~You ring someone asking for their number.
~You spend hours staring at the object because it says concentrate.
~You pull a door that says push.
~You put lipstick on your head to makeup your mind.
~You try to drown a fish.
~You get locked in a grocery store and starve to death.
~You send a fax with a stamp.
~You try to put m&ms in alphabetical order.
~You trip over a cordless phone.
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Random Quotes, Questions, and Idiocities:~Why is the word abbreviate so long?
~If corn oil is made from corn, olive oil is made from olives, then what does baby oil made from?
~If WalMart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
~Why do they say new and improved? It can't be new if it was improved can it?
~If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
~If it is zero degrees outside today and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
~How many turtles does it take to make one can of turtle wax?
~How come you press harder on a remote when you know the battery is dead?
~Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
~Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?
~How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
~How can there be multiple Final Fantasies
~Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
~If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?
~Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliop(31)
~If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
~If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
~Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
~How can someone draw a blank?
~If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
~What do little birdies see if they get knocked unconscious?
~Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
~Why does the minute hand on school clocks always click backward before advancing?
~Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
~Why is it that when you tell a person that there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you, tell him a bench is wet and he has to touch it?
~Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new?
~Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
~If the land is free, why is someone always trying to sell me something?
~Why is it when a door is open it's ajar but when a jar is open isn't not adoor?
~Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
~Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
~Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
~Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
~If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
~If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
~If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
~Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
~If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
~Is there another word for thesaurus?
~Is the color orange called that because it's the color of the fruit of the same name, or was the fruit called orange because that's its color? Which came first, the color or the fruit?
~If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
~If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
~Before the light bulb was invented, what appeared over peoples heads when they had an idea?
~Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know the time? Do I point to my crotch when I want to know where the bathroom is?
~If you were scared half to death twice, would you be 3/4 dead or 100% dead?
~If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
~If you asked a librarian where the books on self help were would they tell you, or would that defeat the purpose?
~Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse
~do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
~When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say
~Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
~Why is an orange an orange but an apple not a red?
~If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"?
~Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
~How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
~Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
~Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
~If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
~Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
~Why do women wear such uncomfortable shoes?
~What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
~Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
~He who laughs last thinks slowest!
~Don't judge a book by its movie.
~Yesterday I knew nothing, today I know that.
~Tell your pants it's not polite to point.
~Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
~Live dangerously.Run with scissors.
~Smell that? That's defeat, b***h.
~The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits.
~When people don't laugh at my jokes,I don't think of it as a 'You had to have been there' kind of thing.But as a 'You have to be mentally retarded like me' kind of thing.
~I am absolutely awesome (agree or die).
~Marry a billionaire while your still hot.
~Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
~Some where out there...There is a perfect world...Where everything is just right...The flowers are always blooming...The birds are always chirping...The sky is always blue...Nothing ever goes wrong...I bet they don't learn math there.
~I tried to sniff Coke once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
~If it weren't for electricity,we'd all be watching tv by candle light.
~If at first you don't succeed. Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
~Please,do not feed the models.
~"Yes as in...yes?" "That's generally what yes means"
~ Do not set yourself on fire. It kind of hurts.
~Lousy pick up line #42: "So...You're a girl,huh?"
~Lousy pick-up line #43: "So are you wearing a bra?"
~ I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
~I don't judge a book by it's cover. But I do judge a person by their appearance.
~The statement after this is true.The statement before this is false.
~Boys are like convertibles.They're better topless.
~A tree only hits an auto mobile in self defense.
~You know you're lame when you start quoting yourself-me.
~The world is full of freaks and not enough circuses.
~We're all gonna die.But I got a helmet.
~I know Kung-Fu and 50 other dangerous words.
~The decision is maybe and that's final.
~Why do people say life is short? Life is the longest damn thing you can do.
~Seize the moment because tomorrow you might be dead.
~Pinatas promote violence against flamboyant animals.
~Look at my face! Does it look like I care? Oops. Wrong face.
~I'm not stupid. Just retarded.
~You can't tell, but I'm wiggling my eyebrows suggestively right now.
~Can I trade my life for what's behind door number two?
~I do what my Rice Krispies tell me to.
~All the good things in life are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
~If God can do anything, can he make a stone big enough that he won't be able to lift it?
~eBay: 'Cause leaving your house is so 2004.
~I used to have an open mind...But my brains kept falling out.
~Love your enemies. It pisses them off.
~A friend in need is a friend indeed. But the best kind of friend is a friend with weed.
~So you're the b***h that told that b***h that I'm a b***h? Well listen here, b***h. It takes a b***h to know a b***h, b***h!
~Hey ********, how many ******** times can you say ******** in a ******** sentence?
~I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
~Gingerbread men: Delicious holiday treat or a child's gateway into cannibalism. You be the judge.
~Don't reach for the stars. You'll just look like an idiot stretching for no reason.
~Your ears are so big you can hear sign language.
~Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
~Heavily medicated for your protection.
Quotes from shows and movies:~Buffy:"You had sex with Giles?!?......you had sex with Giles?!?......on the hood of the police car.....twice!?!?"
-Giles:"I wouldn't taunt the demon."
-Xander: "Why? Can it hurt me?"
-Giles: "No, it's tacky."
~Spike: "Vampires...raor...nasty. Let's enilate them for justice, and for the safety of puppies and christmas!"
-Xander: "I'm tired of being everyones monkey b***h."
~Giles or Buffy: "If Xander kills himself he's dead"
-Giles: "And we'll also have to pretend that we didn't hear any of that disturbing sex talk"
~Spike: "I'm not *takes out money* Oh look at those pretty pieces of paper"
-Spike: "You do remember don't you? Is everyone here very stoned?"
~Giles: "Mist....cemetery....Halloween...should end well. -trips-"
-Spike to some retarded vamp during Halloween: "No, I'm a rebel, you're an idiot."
~Buffy: "When I was kissing you, you know I was thinking about Giles."
~Spike: "You know, I've always wondered about you two."
-Xander: "Maybe it's a vicious skin eating rock cliff"
-Spike: *disgusted look* "There's a cave in it. Look. I'm insane, what's his excuse."
~Spike: "Look, I had a plan."
~Angel: "You had a plan?"
~Spike: "I had a plan. Smart. Carefully laid out, but I got bored"
-Spike: "I may be love's b***h, but at least I'm man enough to admit it"
~Penn: "You're my real father, Angelus"
~Angel: "Fine, you're grounded."
-Spike: "Look I'm the boss here, I say when we use the cell phones, and people are going to die, and I have to go"
~Lorne: "Why Mandy?"
~Angel: "I know the words, and I kinda think it's pretty"
-Lilah: "And while you're here wasting time, breaking windows the girls are out there painting the town red red red."
~Drusilla: "It's not Daddy, it's never Daddy *hiss*"
-Lorne: "This is well beyond my ken, and my barbie, and all my action figures."
~Lilah: "What does it say about the birth"
~Interpreter: "It's funny it doesn't"
~Lilah: "What do you mean it doesn't, you said it did"
~Interpreter: "Yes I did say it did"
~Lilah: "But it doesn't"
~Interpreter: "In a way"
~Lilah: "I have a gun"
-Gru: "Angel, you're coat is ringing"
~Spike: "Oh balls *disappears*"
-Spike: "You pissed in the big man's chair? That's fantastic"
-Gunn: "Spike, can you please turn off the warm and fuzzy?"
-Spike: "What, the Lorne thing? Wore off hours ago.I just think that's bloody fabulous."
~Spike: "Fighting for truth, justice, and soccer moms"
-Angel: "I do not have puppet cancer."
~Spike: "You're a wee little puppet man." *gets beat up by Angel as a puppet"
-Spike: "If caveman and astronats got in a fight, who would win"
~Knox: "And mummies could be a lot more trouble then you think and you're seeing Wesley now."
-Wesley: "Testing her can be hard without someone getting hurt."
-Angel: "We'll make Spike do it"
~Demon Fred: "I would like to keep Spike as my pet"
-Angel: "I want you Lindsey. *Lindsey gives weird look* I'm thinking of rephrasing that."
~Angel: "How....how'd you do that? Make the tiny man from singing"
-Lilah: "Ask yourself this question...what are you more afraid of: a giant murderous demon...or me"
~Gavin: "*rummaging through toilet paper* *demon walks in* Uhh hi *is dead*"
-Angelus: "Uh-oh, vampire with a gun!"
~Demon: "Well I'm hyperventilating, you scared the creamcheese out of me"
-Lorne: "Oh, god, are we dead yet"
~Connor: "There's only one thing that can change everything...and that's death"
-Wayne: "Without you......I can't undo my buttons"
~DeeDee: "You can't be half a virgin, you're either a virgin or a slut"
-John: "What is this?"
-"It's a compass."
-John: "What does it do?"
-"It points north, John"
~Sam: "This women's had a stroke."
~Dean: "She could be faking."
~Sam: "Well what are you going to do, poke her with a stick?"
~Dean: "*nods*"
~Sam: "You're not going to poke her with a stick!"
-Dean: "Unicorns aren't real. There's talk that they fly on magical silver beams and crap rainbows"
-Sam: "There's no such a thing as unicorns?" *fake sad look*
~Sam: "I lost my shoe"
~Dean: *annoyed look*
-*heater goes on fire"
-Sam: "Oh c'mon, I didn't even....I didn't....oh c'mon"
~Sam: "Remember Cinderella. Where the pumpkins become coaches and the mice become horses"
~Dean: "Dude, could you be more gay" "Don't answer that"
-Dean: "I'm going to go stop the big bad wolf. Which is the wierdest thing I've ever said"
~Bella: "YOu know when this is over....we should really have angry sex."
~Dean: *long pause* "Don't objectify me"
-Dean: "Looks like they're coming right for us, they've never done that before. You think it's cause we're so awesome? I think it's cause we're so awesome."
~Hendriks: "I....I shot the sheriff"
~Dean: "But you did not shoot the deputy"
-Nancy: "When this is over, I'm going to have so much sex" *Sheriff looks at her* "but not with you"
~Sam: "What? Do you want a poem or something?"
-Demon: "What makes you so special?"
-Dean: "I'd like to think it's my perky nipples"
~Dean: "The whistle makes me their god"
-Bobby: "Are you questioning my authority?"
~Dean: "Holly crap, you slept with her"
-"Are you wearing aluminum clothes?"
-"Umm yeah"
-"Are you in a rocket?"
-"Yeah"
-"In space?"
-"Yeah"
-"Are you David Bowie?"
-"Nooo"
-"Then you must be an astronaut"
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