Dirk Bolero

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Last Login: 11/22/2012 6:42 am

Registered: 05/28/2004

Gender: Male

Location: Somewhere I'm lucky to be.

Birthday: 10/10/1987

Occupation: Writing, Avenging

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About

About me? kristasia summed it up in a nice little haiku:

He's Dirk Bolero,
The dashing man in the suit.
He'll eat your baby.

Here's some stuff!

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Store

Welcome to my store! I'm watching you right now.

RIGHT...

NOW. eek

 

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The Pantsless Avenger

Starting as mild-yet-incredibly-awesome Gaia user Dirk Bolero, a warrior comes to his true calling. He becomes The Pantsless Avenger, striking out at all who would dare oppress those who choose to go without pants. This is his story.

The Greatest Song Ever

Unicorn vs Narwhal

God Bless Japan

What is this I don't even

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rabbitinthemoon Report | 10/10/2010 9:45 am
rabbitinthemoon
just in case you ever get on gaia again, Happy Birthday! sweatdrop
ChachaBingBing Report | 06/13/2010 8:05 pm
ChachaBingBing
Hey favorite person.... How have you been punk? <3
TheSabbath Report | 10/21/2009 4:52 pm
TheSabbath
biggrin Hey remember me?
rabbitinthemoon Report | 10/10/2009 12:42 am
rabbitinthemoon
Happy Birthday, Mr. Bolero, Sir!
-Scorpion Blaster- Report | 10/06/2009 4:40 am
-Scorpion Blaster-
DIRK!!!
i BET YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME

o.O; still an long wishing list?!
ChachaBingBing Report | 08/03/2009 8:34 pm
ChachaBingBing
Why so double post?! ><... Stupid interbutt connection....
ChachaBingBing Report | 08/03/2009 8:26 pm
ChachaBingBing
*paws at* :<
ChachaBingBing Report | 08/03/2009 7:23 pm
ChachaBingBing
*paws at* :<
H0B0 J0E Report | 06/17/2009 7:59 pm
H0B0 J0E
Ever hear Family Reunion by Blink 182? She would die instantly.
H0B0 J0E Report | 06/16/2009 8:40 pm
H0B0 J0E
Because there is totally nothing you would ever have to worry about...in spite of the fact that she flipped over They Might Be Giants saying a single curse...yeahhh...

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I'm not chocolate.

Actually... I don't know how to play guitar.