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Hello, fellow internet addicts.
My name is Mister Orgasm.
But you can call me whatever you want.
There are a lot of things that you should know about me, but I'm too lazy to write it all out, so I'll just list the important things.
1. I won't speak to you if you're a noob or you use chatspeak. I hate it and it makes me want to kick babies off of cliffs.
2. I swear like a sailor and I make lots of sexual jokes. So, children, be sure to have your parents with you to either explain what I'm saying or to shield your eyes.
3. I'm extremely sarcastic most of the time.
4. I'm a video game addict. Half of my time is spent on video games. The other half is spent sleeping.
5. I'm a Junior in high school. You can figure out my age from that if you aren't stupid.
6. I'm also addicted to anime and cute Japanese things.
7. I hate whores. If you whore yourself to me, I'll just laugh in your face.
8. I will not reveal my sexual orientation to you unless I can trust you.
9. Music is my life. Without it, I go insane. (See list of favorite bands below).
10. I like baking. It's awesome.
Favorite Bands:
Dope
Cinema Bizarre
Tokio Hotel
Avenged Sevenfold
Bullet For My Valentine
t.A.T.u.
Death Cab For Cutie
Aerosmith
Mindless Self Indulgence
AFI
Linkin Park
Marilyn Manson
Rob Zombie
Muse
Nirvana
Within Temptation
Three Days Grace
Rammstein
System of a Down
The Veronicas
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