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I LOVE TO DANCE; heart heart I CAN SING, IM YOUNG. I LOVE TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST. rofl I LIKE TO HELP FRIENDS WHEN THEY ARE DOWN. I HELP MY FAMILY, I <3 THEM.AND THATS PRETTY MUCH ABOUT ME (:
Last Login: 06/23/2016 10:12 pm
Registered: 04/01/2007
Gender: Female
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Person #1- Hello there
Person #2- Hi, how are you
Person #1- Hmm, I'm pretty good except that I almost died yesterday
Person #2- Really?
(*Takes out a bucket of popcorn and listens patiently*)
Person #1- Yeah dude like, there was this frickin old lady, and she was like driving so fast. Dang, I thought she was drunk and she seemed like it too cuz she was all...drunkish...
Person #2- whoa....
Person #1- Yeah. And then she was speeding so fast while I was crossing the street and then she ran over me. You can tell by the casts on my legs. She's so retarted. I was so mad that I followed her to her house and shot her---
Person #2- What!!!!! What the hell is wrong with you...you can't just shoot an old lady for running you over! That's it, I'm calling the cops!
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Police Man- So, what do you have to say for yourself after shooting an innecent old lady who happened to be drinking and ran you over?
Person #1- Gosh sorry!!! What's the big deal?? I couldn't find a sink with water, so I just had to use Grape Juice. Tell that old lady that she can wash it out with soap..damn....
Police Man- Grape Juice?
Person #1- Uhh hello, water gun maybe.
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