Swindle the Orphaner

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Registered: 04/09/2007

Location: Wonderland

 

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Son of a monkey pit spawn fragging glitch, I be Swindle, Swindle the Orphaner. I earned this name over the many years of taking the lives of mother fluffs and good Mormon saw parents and leaving their children all alone in this cold world.

My parents were unique and I have them to thank for my career choice in life, my creators were Orphaner Dulscar and Swindle the Decepticon con-man. My creators taught me everything I know today, I am skilled in the mass genocide of fluffs and saws. . . The scars that adorn my body are the marks proving my skill.

A little about my creators and my conception. I was born on the wonderful island of Dinotopia just south of Middle Earth somewhere. My creators were both afthats of the highest caliber and I was ignored emotionally for the majority of my youth.

My sire is the famous Orphaner Dulescar, bounty hunter and assassin who is a member of the royal troll family. As is custom of trolls, he abandoned me when I was just a little one.

My other creator Swindle, Decepticon swindler of goods and such is just that, nothing special about him though. However, as a troll alien robot halfbreed, life has its ups and downs.

I would also like to regale you all with a tale of how I lost my eye, I lost my right eye one evening while I was hunting for a mark with my former partner. You see he wanted to reward so badly that in the dead of night while trying to kill me he stabbed my right eye. Now being the sound sleeper I am I didn't wake at first however, when the glitch was getting up, he tripped and fell with his blade running right into my eye again. Though this time the fool wasn't as lucky as the first time, I woke up as a reflex and shot him. . . Well it was shortly after that, that I met this fine traveling doctor and he fixed my eye good as new. . . why the eye patch you ask. . . it's there to throw off my enemies..
 

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Skadi Sundermount Report | 09/05/2013 5:51 pm
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Skadi Sundermount Report | 09/05/2013 5:46 pm
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Skadi Sundermount Report | 05/29/2013 2:25 am
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I have done thy mother!
Skadi Sundermount Report | 05/10/2013 9:26 pm
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Skadi Sundermount Report | 04/11/2013 6:59 pm
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At one point did this become relevant?
You were not in my art class where we discussed America's love of Redon's The Cyclops so I'm wondering how this came up.
Skadi Sundermount Report | 04/09/2013 1:59 am
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Skadi Sundermount Report | 04/08/2013 1:32 am
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LOL your aft falls asleep far too easily.
Skadi Sundermount Report | 03/23/2013 1:38 am
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Skadi Sundermount Report | 02/25/2013 12:18 am
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dont want to call and risk waking up mother. i am apparently very loud on the phone.
Skadi Sundermount Report | 02/25/2013 12:11 am
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Figures, I get done with homework and no one else is online. Where are my night owl bitches?
 
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