About

Everything you never wanted to know about me but were afraid to ask:


- I don't speak AOLese. Sorry, peeps.

- I haven't read a good manga in a while, so feel free to recommend your favorites.

- I love love love random comments & PMs, as long as you're not a serial murderer/public masturbating rapist *****.

- I spend a large chunk of my time on the internet. I'm just now getting back into Gaia.

- I have an awesome older sister who loves RPing and Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. Her Gaia is Daegonna DeSeer, but don't stalk her or she'll discipline me like she did last time... the horror. 0.o

- I also have a little brother. He likes light sabers :

- My favorite Gaia NPCs are Devin and Nicolae, but I don't keep up with the storyline.

- I don't like the word "obviousness." I think it should be "obviosity." That has a lot more flow, don't you think?

- If you feel violated by my stalker-ism... deal. I do it to everybody.

- I really want to see the movie Earth Girls are Easy just because it has a funny title.

- I judge books by their covers all the time, whether you like it or not. For example, I tend to avoid creepy old men in trench coats. I don't care if that makes me a bad person; it keeps me from getting killed, robbed, and/or raped, not necessarily in that order.

- I watch trashy teen dramas on TV. I quite enjoy them, too. So shut up.

- I consider myself a relatively well-informed (for my age) atheist. That doesn't mean I want to argue with you about evolution.

- Ignorance is NOT bliss.

- I think my avatar is really sexy and I haven't changed it in almost 200 days... which is mostly because I'm really poor.

- I really liked the movie Juno. And I think Michael Cera kicks a**.

- I guess I would say my favorite book right now is The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky. Go Bob the drug dealer.

- I love chocolate and most things derived from it.

- I listen to some things from every genre of music.

- Harry Potter books 5-7 all sucked. Yeah, I said it. Harry Potter books 5-7 all sucked. I said it twice.

- Renesmee Swan is, and will always be, an even shittier name than Albus Severus Potter.

- I wipe the frosting off my cake and give it to someone who will eat it. That was not some kind of innuendo. I just don't like frosting.

- I laugh at poop jokes. I realize that's really immature, and I don't particularly care.

- Just because I use spell-check and calculators on a regular basis doesn't mean I'm not smart.

- I tend to make references to obscure movies, books, songs, etc. in normal conversation. Like... all the time.

- I used to play WoW, but I stopped because my mom threatened to make me start paying for it.

- Now I play zOMG. Sometimes.

- You can get up to ten times more drunk by taking alcohol in the form of an enema or by soaking tampons in vodka or another alcoholic beverage (thus the username) because that way it doesn't get filtered out by your liver. Don't try this at home, kids.

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shadow_princess 8

Report | 01/16/2010 4:59 pm

shadow_princess 8

hi, you can ignore this if u don't want an avi art by me. i'm sending this to everyone on my friends list before anyone else so i'll have samples for other ppl. anyways i need to make over 40 million gold right now and it would be rly awesome if u bought an avi art from me. price ranges from 4,000 to 8,000( i'll let u choose ur price after i've finished the drawing). some of u already know that i'm obsessed with drawing so it's not like the pic will suck but for those of u who don't, don't worry about the quality of it ^w^. once again thank you for helping me in my mission for money. (oh btw to let me know about other detail like wether u want it to be ur current avi or dream avi, full body or head shot, etc... contact me with private messaging).
ashlie211

Report | 12/22/2009 7:14 pm

ashlie211

thanx so much , happy holidays to u tooo
byunny

Report | 11/11/2009 5:07 pm

byunny

heyyyloo :3
Monkeycauz

Report | 11/08/2009 8:45 am

Monkeycauz

Well , Audrey if you want to talk to me you can. I was just suggesting that would be a good idea. And if you can't talk your friends ,then try to talk to your mom or something.I will try to the best i can at being ur friend but if i am just not good enough then let me know cause I have no idea what your standards are for you. And audrey , you are my best friend, and i really do care about what happens to you and as a friend I need you to know that I will always be your friend. Even if i feel you shity and want to take your anger out on your friends(when you do) and even if we end up not being friends all the way to college, you can always count on me for at least TRYING to understand. I also burst on pplz ..and i understand(that part anyways). Btw i can't beleive we are having this conversation on gaia....
Monkeycauz

Report | 11/07/2009 3:03 pm

Monkeycauz

We are your friends and you should be able to talk to us. Thats what friends are for. And we don't judge , or try to be mean cause WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS AND WE LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW BAD IT MAY BE !
Chaotic Curse

Report | 11/06/2009 4:49 pm

Chaotic Curse

....what?
Chaotic Curse

Report | 11/06/2009 4:09 pm

Chaotic Curse

LEAVE MOMMY ALONE! SHE EVEN PERFORMED FOR YOU, b*****d! LEAVE HER ALONE!
Monkeycauz

Report | 11/06/2009 4:08 pm

Monkeycauz

*you can just ignore it (previous comment correction) btw srry
Monkeycauz

Report | 11/06/2009 4:08 pm

Monkeycauz

Umm... if you think it is wrong to tell a person ******** and s**t just because i believe in that "s**t" than plz just don't comment there is no reason just ignore it ...srry ... i am bit mad right now.....srry....srry....srry....srry....srry....srry...
Chaotic Curse

Report | 11/06/2009 3:59 pm

Chaotic Curse

*SNIFF SNIFF* Room? WE LIVE IN A ******** CARBOARD BOX!

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-On 9/4/08

95% of black voters chose Barack Obama as president.

69% of black voters in California voted YES on Prop 8 (a CA proposition banning gay marriage.)

"We're freee- Hey, where are YOU two going?"

******** up, no?
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