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I will try to keep my story PG-13 but if you have ever heard tales of pirates you know that most of them are rated ARRR! haha a little pirate humor for you, me hearties!
my story goes as such:
I was 9 years old when my father's trade ship was attacked by pirates. When he refused to pay the randsom, he was killed. I, however, was taken aboard their ship and spared the penalty of death (for, after all, they are pirates and very lonely men.) I was kept chained in the captain's quarters until we made port where I was sold into slavery at a brothel. The woman in charge, One-eyed-anne (may she R.I.P.), took pity on me and gave me a job at the pub she owned. Ol' Annie became like a grandmother to me. She taught me how to survive in the world of scoundrels and thieves. She taught me to lie, cheat, steal, barter, and swindel my way out of any situation. She was the best pirate wench to have ever lived. When I was 16 years of age she passed away and left the pub in my name. As the years went on I grew into a strong young pirate wench and met the love of my life. They call him the mad pirate Davey Cash but I call him my fiance. heart He has stolen my heart and swept me off my feet, and one day we will sail away together. But as for now I still look after Annie's pub and make sure none of the girls in the brothel are getting cheated or beaten. My God-given name is Elizabeth but everyone else around here just calls me Bonnie Rose (aka Paupet).

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SpaceSamuraiKz

Report | 06/15/2007 6:26 pm

SpaceSamuraiKz

yeah well moo on you! lol
Heavens Owner

Report | 06/08/2007 10:05 pm

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