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Ummmm sooo Hi... My name is... something....My birthday is January 5th..
And I live... somewhere...
I don't usually come on here very much but I think I'll be on more now...
Soo send me a message(:
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WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. Avoid using punctuation 2. Finish all sentences with "In accordance to the prophecy" 3. Have your friends address you as you wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 4. When someone invites you to a party, tell them a week in advance that you can't attend because "you're not in the mood". 5. When you go through a drive through, specify that your order is "to go". 6. When you go out to eat, order a diet water with a serious face. 7. At a store, set all clock radios to a polka station, turn the volume all the way up, then set them to go off all at the same time. 8. At work, switch the coffee in the break room to decaf, then when everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch it to espresso. 9. Decorate your office with mosquito netting and toucans and seashells and play tropical music all day. 10. At the zoo, exit while screaming, "They're loose, run for your lives!" 11. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. 12. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 13. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 14. Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're all right. 15. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 16. Sing along at the opera. 17. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 18. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" ninja
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did i spell that right?