Max Changmin

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Fan: Kim Jaejoong ♥ Shim Changmin ← Joongshim couple is the best♥ Changmin oppa take Jaejoong oppa away from Yunho oppa >.<*
Jaejoong: Changminnie is mine~hu

Fan: I'm always curious to find out the secret behind Changmin
oppa's tall stature and small face T T
JJ: The secret? Changmin always bullies me, that's why he's like that! xD

Fan:Changmin ah~Noona is very rich. Marry noona?
Yunho: He must obtain permission from me first. ^_^ hehe

UFO: I asked you to write some sentences in English
Changmin: Junsu hyung will.. (7 minutes later)
Junsu: Changmin-ee will..

Fan: Oppa, if your brief and me drop into the water, who will you save first? I believe that oppa is a wise person.
CM: My brief doesn’t know how to swim, so do you know how to swim?

Fan: It’s useless to act cute, little Changmin hh I was just kidding with you
CM: Are you kidding with me now?

(eng)Fan: DONG BANG!!! The reason of my existence!!!! SHIN KI!!! TVXQ is my life!!!
(eng)CM: GRL!!!! GRL!!!! The reason of my existence!!!! GRL!!! Grl is my life!!! You may know

Fan: Will you make me happy?
CM: No.

Fan: I hate oppa!!!
CM: Which oppa??

Fan: Why does oppa answer replies at night?
CM:Mornings, Afternoons & evenings; I have to reply anyway

Fan: Oppa that doesn't reply! I hate you! I'm going to go and be a detective
CM: And once I reply, you'll come back
Fan: If oppa teaches me to dance, I'll think about it
CM: Then go be a detective
Fan: Good! Then I can keep my eyes on you!
CM:The refrigerator is behind me
Fan; Lying! I'm behind you!
CM: Behind the refrigerator is Junsu

Fan: Exams will be over day after tomorrow
CM:You must work hard until the day after tomorrow. Have a good start and a good end ^^

Fan: Oppa!! I love seeing you dance. How do you dance so well?
CM: Practice ah~. . . Thank you! ^^

Fan: I should receive a reply today
CM: Should not.

Fan: I miss you so much I want to throw up
CM: Missing me so much that you want to throw up. that's strange, no?

Fan: Oppa, be honest, who does Changmin oppa belong to?
JJ: Changmin is mine. . .hehe
Fan: Oppa be honest!! Who does Changmin oppa belong to? I want him. You can have Yunho oppa. o(n_n)o
JJ: Ah, so you want Changmin. . .hehehe o(n_n)o
Fan: Dingo Dingo Dingo! Thank you!! I will take good cares of Changmin oppa! o(n_r)o
CM: o(n_r)o ... This is Changmin
Fan: I see you
CM: I know~
Fan: Kim Jaejoong and Shim Changmin. JoongShim Couple. Changmin oppa! Jaejoong oppa is with Yunho oppa!! You should come to me!
JJ: Changmin is also mine ~ ha

[UFO] Oppas... Please reply... I'll be happy with a single dot...
[DBSK] .

Fan: I"ve ran all the way over here, am tired and haven't eaten crying
CM: Stop acting

Jaejoong oppa, your hair color is so beautiful. Please take care of your health
CM: I will~

Fan:Oppa, are you on Out Radio? You are my weakness
CM: I'm not your weakness, don't take me for a fool

Fan:Once I earn enough money, I will buy a car and take oppa for a spin!
CM: It'd be faster for me to buy a car ~ haha

Fan: Oppa, I got an average of 96.75 for my tests! Is it good enough?
Max: Isn't it well done?^^ Good effort^^

Fan: Changmin oppa, do you like me? Or do you like rice?!?!
Max: You, I have never seen before, but I can see rice everyday......

fan: When we have the confidence in ourselves, we are the cutest, aren’t we?
CM: YUP^^

fan: hi everyone, it is me that will be marrying hangmin~(japanese) changmin ah~let's elope~
CM: wake up~ Have you eaten your medicine!! keke

UFO: Changmin oppa, I bought you food, will you like me?
CM: You buy me food once and I will lose myself to you

Fan: Maths lessons are boring and dry... (PS: this fan might have sent the message during lesson time)
(2 minutes later)
Max: Concentrate on the lesson ok? ^^

Fan: In my dreams, oppa always do what i want you to and never argue with me. I wish oppa is like that in reality too!
CM: Go back to sleep^^

Fan : I'm thinking whether to marry Jaejoong opaa or Yunho oppa!
Yunho : Pretty^^ Don't hesitate, just marry oppa! *^__^* V
7 minutes later........
Changmin : Yunho didn't drink any alcohol today..

Fan : Typhoon, earthquake~~ Still alive?
Changmin : You want us to die?

Fan: HAVE FUN FINE BE THAT WAY I'm gonna go drink cuz im upset ur not answering me. you're corrupting me!
[MAX] Don't say ridiculous things like alcohol and go sleep@^^

Fan sad Picture of Changmin) Have you seen this man?
CM: I haven't
Fan:He is my husband, how can you have not seen him?
CM: I haven't and this man isn't married yet.

Fan: Have Jaejoong oppa really carried Changmin oppa?
CM: Just for fun ah~

Fan: Changmin, marry me! I won't let a spec of water touch your hand!
CM: Will you let me wash?

Fan: Changmin oppa!! marrry me!! I have the confidence to make your life easier
Changmin: I don't have confidence

Fan: Oppa, reply if you’re suave!
Min: Suave is now my nickname!

Fan: I want to be Jun Ji Hyun for one day. Can I?
Min: No.

Fan: What does ‘Honey’ mean? Kids, Noona is bored.
Min: Bee.

Fan: I miss you! I miss you! I really really really really miss you….I want to touch you
Min: Pervert!!!!

Fan: This is the first time I have observed an artist, the first time I have woken up from thinking about them so much that I want to cry. You’re the first person to have this effect on me.
Min: Don’t cry, or your eyes will be puffy ^ __ ^

Fan: Shall We make a baby?"
[max] no comment (both written in English)

Fan: If you answer back, I’ll buy 쓴콜 - bitter drink (from X-man when DBSK went on)
[MAX] bitter drink... beer?? or soju?^^ ㅋㅋㅋㅋ;

Fan: Changmin oppa what do you think is the fastest chicken in the world?
[max] i dont know... maybe you'll learn if you study?;

[Fan] Changmin-ah, my school grades aren't a joke. There isn't one 'A'.
[Changmin] I'm going to go crazy.

[Fan] Download diligently^.^
[Changmin] Ok~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ke

[Fan] Are oppa's sleeping?
[Changmin] Uh~~~~~~~~~

Fan: ah, I really miss you guys, my grandsons!
Changmin: who are whose grandsons? Hehe

Fan: Be my boyfriend?
CM: Please seriously reconsider that though.

Fan: Shim Changmin. My man
I love you.
Wish you a happy birthday ^^
Changmin: Ah "my man"... ... hm... ...;;well Thank you ^^

Fan: why has Junsu oppa's eyes become so big? hoho.
eyes have become half the size of the face!!!
Changmin: That is still human??;;

Fan: oppa~~ You hungry?? you didn't even sleep yet
Changmin: I am happily eating bananas

Fan:: foodking changmin'ss first kiss is still there right? mine's too!! believe me?
Changmin: "mine's", I am not an object
(he's basically saying his 1st kiss is not a object)

Fan Hungry la crying Buy me dinner. <
Changmin: Eait it yourself, make it yourself!!!!!! Haha

Fan::chang-ah~~ you're my life~~ reply me!!!
Changmin: What am I suppose to say when I reply

Fan: Lets go to the (place where they all take shower in group), I will give you a nice clean wash
Changmin: You're a guy?? You like to call hyung oppa??

Fan: I know oppa's secret~~~ but I didn't reveal it!! hurry and say you love me
Changmin: reveal the secret then

Fan: changmin-ah~~ (fan meeting title) I didn't get anything~~~ no postcards~~no special gifts.... NOTHING.. I'm so sad
Changmin: You're sooo unlucky

Fan: realistic 0% ~~ are you real person??? can u breathe?@!?!
Changmin: I am 100% real and alive.. but I am not perfect
(since he's not replying, she thought he wasn't the real thing)

Fan: this year's award show was kinda empty (meaning empty of Cassiopedia). I will fly to Japan by the end of this year
Changmin: plane tickets are very expensive

Fan: chang! I'm a ÉÙÅ®~~ 19yrs old~~
Changmin: 19 and ÉÙÅ®... it doesn¡¯t really match
(ÉÙÅ®= little girl)


Fan: I really love oppa a lot. Oppa has to stay healthy. Hurry and come back to Korea. I really love oppa a lot, really a lot!
Changmin: Errr........

Fan: Ho, JJ, Yoochun, Su, Min, good night. Even if you don't like us, we should still meet in our dreams.
Changmin: Whether or not you're having a dream, come on over (OR come over here).

Fan: This is for oppa's birthday. Others say I look like oppa >.< make it my look or my behaviors! Oppa I love you.
Changmin: ^^this. Hehehehehe, you look like me. erh... Hehe

Fan: be my boyfriend?
Changmin: please think of this carefully~

UFO: Will you please stop leaving us depressed, not replying to our messages? I'm being serious
Changmin: Just go to sleep

UFO: I woke up from my nap after a dream where oppa-deul abandoned me and went, I'm angry! (>_<)
Changmin: Judging from reality, there's no point of caring..--;;

(11:55PM)
UFO: Umma-yah!!!!!!!!!!Everyone, who are you?
Changmin: Human...

UFO: Oppa if I get first place for the top scores in school, let's eat together one time. I'll buy
Changmin: Let's talk about this when you get first place

Fan: Hehe, today I will be the cook! What would you like to eat?
CM: No thanks!!! Haha!!
Fan:What!!! I am a cook, I will cook for you!!!
CM: You're not a certified cook =.=
Fan: What do you mean not certified? My mother recognizes!
CM: Exactly what I said. You are not a certified cook. Ha ha ha

UFO: Yunho-ya your nostrils are so pretty that I want to put my finger in there, give me permission^^
Changmin: If you were him, would you give permission?

UFO: You are thinking of Ca-ah (short for Cassiopeia) right? If you aren't, never mind
Changmin: I was getting ready though;;;;;;;;

UFO: My mom told me I'm prettier than Kim Taehwee
Changmin: All parents think their kids are pretty

UFO: Jagi-ya (It's like a nickname = Baby, Honey, Sweety, etc) what are you doing?
Changmin: Among the members, there's a member with the name of Jagi??

UFO: Oppwah you can't reply one message?!?! yo? Am I cuter? yo? Or is Shya (I think she means Xiah) Oppwah cuter? yo? Reply gogo!
(She added the yo to make it sound more formal XD In Korean, adding a yo to the end of the sentences is more formal-like.)
Changmin: Are you telling me to not reply or what..;;

UFO: Honestly, you like BigEast more than Ca-ah (Short for Cassiopeia) right?
Changmin: You like your mom or your dad?

UFO: My grades are unexplainable, there's no A
Changmin: That's insane

UFO: Ah I'm hungry..........I think I'm going to die If I eat now, I will get fat, so I will hold back for now
Changmin: Want to die skinny or want to live by eating?

UFO: Do you like Gob-chang-ee or do you like me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Changmin: I like me..

UFO: Oppa, why do you like Cassiopeia?
Changmin: Why do you like your mom?

UFO: Changmin oppa, what is the fastest chicken in the world?
Changmin: I don't know...if I study, would I know?

UFO: I'm not nice
Changmin: How should I know;;
UFO: Am I nice?
Changmin: How should I know;;

Fan: do you know my heart?
CM: ^^

[UFO] Oppa, how was oppa born???? How are babies born????
[ChangMin] Go learn at the beautiful children's program called sex ed. organized by the lady
[UFO] Please teach me I want to hear it from oppa
[ChangMin] Be quiet!!!!

Fan: yah~ I got a confession from Changmin oppa TT, thank you, I didn't know oppa love me! TT
CM: I'm sorry;; I think you are drunk. Hehe

[UFO] Oppa let's go to the public bath, I'll scrub your back refreshingly~~!!
[ChangMin] Then you're a guy?? You're calling hyung, oppa??

[UFO] I'm not going to be a fan anymore, it's oppas' fault for not replying.....
From now on I'm going to be a stalker!
[ChangMin] I'll say this in a nice way, come back to being a fan
[UFO] If oppa teaches me how to dance I'll think about it
[ChangMin] Just be a stalker
[UFO] Ok I'll be a stalker. Look behind you
[ChangMin] A refrigerator is behind me
[UFO] Liar, I'm there
[ChangMin] Are you the refrigerator or JunSu-hyung?

Fan: oppa~~~~~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!please give me a reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CM: Re !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plied !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (he wrote them separately)

Fan: ABCD¡ my English is really good right? Haha
CM: what kind of reply do you want!!!! Hehe^^

Fan: I'm the chief for today, hehehe, do you want me to cook for you?
CM: no way!! Hehe
Fan: you should!!! I make very delicious cuisine!!!!!
CM: you did not get your license. = = [ you need license to cook???]

Fan: oppa, please give me lessons; my grades will get better in a short time!
CM: you must rely on yourself!

Fan: what ¡s the best way to see oppa?
CM: TV~~~

Fan: What's oppa doing now?
CM: You don't study when we tell you to??! Do you want to die? Ah ah. Study!

Fan: Junsu oppa you broke your promise. I want to take Junsu oppa away!
CM: Wait until midnight when I'm 20 years old to take him away hahaha.

Fan: Changmin-ah. Now's already the early hours when you stomach is empty.
So it's already very late, should be the time to sleep. Shim Changmin must be eating ramen in his sleep TT TT
CM: HOHO^^ke;

Fan: I want to be your warm bed for one day¡
CM: This kind of matter should not be decided by you!!

Fan: (insert her name) yah, I love you!
CM: we don't have this person here, look for her in the farm~~~

Fan: Ah~ I received a love declaration from Changmin oppa TT TT
Thank you. Actually oppa loves me so much TT TT
CM: Sorry; ; I suspect you're drunk. Keke.

Q; What's the strength in your own voice?
CM: A voice that can reach very high notes (laugh)
Q: What news have you been noticing recently?
CM: I heard that there's a type of fish that's good for health. I want to try it.
Q: In which area do you want to improve on yourself?
What do you want improved in the world?
CM: I want to be healthy.
As for the world, actually it's not bad the way it is now.
Q: What do you hate the most now?
CM: Junsu's oyaji gags.
Q: What is a life that you imagine youself to have?
CM: A life spent eating food made with sincerity.
Q: Which line do you like saying the most?/ Which phrase said to you was most unforgettable?
CM: Running away won't solve anything.
Q: What trick would you play on the members if you would never be discovered?
Changmin: Changing the commands on Junsu's computer.
Q; If you had to set your own wake-up ringtone, what would you set?
CM: You can't get out of bed lazily!
Q: What's the difference between love and crushes ('like')?
CM: I'm not sure yet
Q: What do you wish for now?
CM: Sleeping for a really long time.
Q: When did feel sad and lonely?
CM: On a sleepless night
Q; When did you feel the most blessed?
CM: When I ate enough delicious food.
Q; Who is the most kind of the members and why?
CM: Yoochun, because he always eats supper with me.
Q: If you see a door in an unknown place, what do you think lies behind that door?
CM: A weird world
Q: Your own definition of freedom?
CM: When I'm watching movies and dramas I like.

fan: oppa if you consider teaching me dancing i will reconsider to write one message for you.
CM: then you shall not write one for me.
fan: ok, i am not. i am just behind oppa looking at you.
CM: behind me there is fridge.
fan: liar! i am behind you...
CM: are you the fridge or junsu hyung?

Fan: My hands and feet are freezing TT TT Although I'm at home...Oppa please warm me up crying
CM: Go to a warm room~ If not put clothes inside to keep warm~

Fan: I'm studying, suddenly thought of Oppa, I hope oppa can wish me good luck! That way I can even get the first place.
CM: Good luck~ Looking forward to the first place ^^

Fan : Shim ChangMin, come here ~
CM : Go where ?

Fan:If you don't reply me this time, I'm gonna go be SJ's fan.
TT I've been waiting so anxiously for your replies everyday.. TT
Fan: Sorry I was joking just now.I woudnt dare do that ! To me DBSK is the only one !
CM: eh. scare people.

Changmin~ If the other members call you old-looking, come tell noona~ I'll scold them!!
[Changmin] I look young so its okay ^^.

Changmin oppa! How many times have I blinked my eyes so far?
[Changmin]What is the temperature that I'm feeling right now?

fan: oppa, do you like someone who fart very loud? do you like someone who have bad breath?
CM: do you like polluting the air? do you like nuclear weapon?
*note: comparing the effects between them*

fan: it's raining man~if it is raining changmin then nuna will be very happy~
CM: isn't that scary?

fan: yoonho oppa's face really is small...
CM: so is his brains...-.-

Fan: Oppa please reply to me, even a dot…I’m rotting in the library…
[Changmin] It isn’t rotting, it’s developing…

Fan: Changmin-ah I find your adam’s apple so sexy when you scream………………
[Changmin] You have unique taste

Fan: Does oppa like a smart and ugly girl or a dumb and pretty girl or me??keke
[Changmin] I like my parents ^^

Fan: Yunho oppa! If you don’t reply you have to marry me.
[Changmin] I saved Yunho hyung’s life.

fan: shim changmin!!! here i come shim changmin!!!
CM: please dun come~~

fan: that pair of eyes is simply beautiful oppa..
CM: what about the mouth?

fan: i wanna be tvxq...just once.
CM: cannot, you are a fan.

Fan: Changmin-ah, I failedㅠ ha.. What is Dㅠㅠ If I get all A next time, will you pat my head??
[Changmin] Talk when you get an A

fan: if you dun reply, from today onwards i not coming.
CM: replied.

Fan: You eat on a average of 6 meals a day and you lived 7073 days. so 42438 meals?
Changmin: If you have time to calculate that, go study ^^

fan: oppa since when have you become so mature. i still remember oppa's old look.
CM: that...i can still remember too^^

fans:Oppa!!!!!! I'm very sleepy now but im still studying! Im good right? hehe.
ChangMin: Good~ ^^ Fighting!! ^^ but if really sleepy then close your eyes for awhile, than morning only continues your studies.^^

fans : Oppa,are you replying UFO messages now? Really? I cant believe it!!!
ChangMin: You dont believe it?

fans : Bored.... ChangMin,idiot!
ChangMin: I thought you are bored? But why you still want to talk to an idiot? hahaha

fan: changmin ah~i am nuna ah~~~
CM: oh oh.

fans: I pass my university exams!!!
ChangMin: Wah!! Congrats to you, oh oh oh!!!

fan: changmin ah, i love you more than my bf!! although this is a bit...but this is the truth keke
CM: but....you can't ah nuna~^^

fan: the first meal for today is ramen!! to full my stomach AHGGA ANGGA~
CM: ANGGA ANGGA? now it has started.

fan: tmr is your forth time visiting that time, tall in height is difficult to work right?
CM: BINGO

Fan: My friend say by looking at me, they think that Im a DBSK fan. Maybe this is our fate.
CM : Ah ah ah ah ah ah.

fan: yoonho oppa! if you dun reply then you will have to marry me!
CM: i just saved yoonho hyung's future.

fan: darling. what are you doing?
CM: among our member there is someone called darling?

fan: changmin ah. please, just give me one reply. if you dun, i gonna cry. to save a person life please reply.
CM: like this, i have saved a person life^^

fans:ChangMin ah,why are you is a genius (seems weird o_o;; wink ?? Please teach me some tips to become a genius!
ChangMin:Uhm.... There is no reasons!!!! Haha

fans:ChangMin ah,i didnt go to school,what do you think?
ChangMin: This is no good.

fans: I am Han Ga In,ChangMin ah, please ,its emergency.
ChangMin :He's not at home. You can go other places to search for him.

fans:Chang Min ah,if want to born a person like ChangMin, what should i do? Izit' have to marry ChangMin only i can have it?
ChangMin:I guess in this world that have this looks not only me,please check around in this world.Hahaha

fans:Where's changMin...........
ChangMin : WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fans:Yah,bachelor,do you want to drink milk coffee?
ChangMin: find a nearer bachelor and ask.

fans:ChangMin ah,on the 27th we saw each other in Olympic stadium by fate. T.T
ChangMin : That kind of fate is so much ^^.

fans:ChangMin ah, i screaming for you in Area 14,do you know that?
ChangMin: sorry ^^ haha

fans:i am kind,moreover beautiful.
ChangMin : Who ??

fans razz lease borrow me some money~ i will give you a lot of interest~
ChangMin:Not trustworthy...hahahaha.

fans:If you dont reply i will do some scary action(crime?),reply reply reply!!!!
ChangMin:Scary action (crime?) will be get caught...hahaha.

fans: im proud of you all,i hope that you all will be proud of us...
CM:Thanks....but what you all don't know that you all make us be proud of.

fans: do you hate me? idiot~~~~~~
CM :i dont have a reason to hate you,because we havent meet each other!! ^^ hahaha

FAN: Changmin oppa!! I want to be your honey (or it could mean.. I want to call you honey) can you do the same?
Changmin: honey~~

FAN: (sent over a self drawn pic of Changmin) oppa~~ this is what I drew (it's not nice....... crying ) but I will give it to you one day
Changmin: o~~ it looks better than the actual person

FAN: snakes,snakes... it taste good and it is good for your body!~~~ snakes.. let's kill that thing and give it to dbsk to strengthen their body
Changmin: hahahahahahahhaahaha

FAN: let's not study . let's play together
Changmin: let's study together

FAN: hmph!! you're that person.. with the last name Lee that kind of handsome guy
Changmin: who are you?

FAN: Tomorrow is Sunday!! have to do homework.. but let's play together tomorrow
Changmin: please study!!!!!!!!

FAN: I didn't feel well these days... so I didn't eat or sleep well.. I kept on thinking about oppa too... hope I can get a reply so I will get my spirit up
Changmin: poor you~~ fighting!! AZA!!/AJA!!

FAN: The prince with the world's smartest genius/IQ with a handsome face.. a beautiful voice and awsome dance skills.... hello!!
Changmin: wahh!!! where do I find such a/this person?!?!

Fans : We voted Best of Best very hardly , but the results is not that good, so sorry. Dont get see ya, must stay healthy.
Max : You dont have to apologize at all ^^ moreover we thank to all of you for the support ^^

FAN: Do you like Jaejoong oppa? or you like someone who can cook better than Jaejoong oppa? I can cook very good!!!
Changmin: I like normal girls

Fans : In the whole wide world the smiles from you all is the best ( actually this fans said the prettiest/ most handsome) ! Just see you smiles, the mood just getting better (uhh.. something like that?) ,continue smile like this
Max : Will smile more in the future ^^.

Fans : you cant dont reply , i will do card boards go for BIG BANG.
Fans : Really dont reply me(?),so tomorrow BIG BANG coming near my home area i am going to see them.
FIVE MINUTES LATER...
Max : Go early and back early ^^

fan: jaejoong oppa looks good with black hair....oppa why dun you cut your hair? tidy up a bit also can...
CM: i got it^^

Fans: 28/10 i went the concert~ singing skills is better than last time, being a DBSK fans is really a happy thing,hehe.
Max:When people praises me that my singing skills getting better,i am really happy,thanks ^^

Changmin oppa Rising Sun!!!! I'm not gonna sleep until you send me a reply! crying I'm gonna see the sunrise!
[Changmin] Go to sleep!

Do you like Gop Chang (Korean food) or do you like me?!?!?!
[Changmin] I like myself....

Changmin oppa, do you know what the fastest chicken is?
[Changmin] I dont know... If I study, would I know?;

fans: I dont care its just for one day,i want to be your kitty cat~ will you keep me?
CM: i will give it to others...Hahaha