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Oh yeah, I'd have sex with myself. ALL NIGHT AND DAY, BITCHES.

Then I'd like, give myself my number and then not call.

'Cause it'd be shameful.

Sigh.

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televannah

Report | 04/30/2011 11:08 pm

televannah

WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS TEDDY ...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH BLOND HAIR AND SCARY EYES. IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 11:55SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE NO SEND BAKS
fhuckachino

Report | 08/15/2009 3:11 pm

fhuckachino

Congratulations!!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and


the LUCKIEST chain letter on the Internet!



If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2009, IT WILL BE PLACED IN

THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!



The Kiss



1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck = I want you

4. Kiss on the lips = I love you

5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing

6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes = kiss me

8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you

9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go



The Three Steps



1. Girls If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.



The Commandments



1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.



Here are a few reasons why guys like girls



1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight.

3. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an

hour later....

4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

5. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'

6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't

admit it)!

11. The way they say 'I miss you'

12. The way you miss them

13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't

hurt her anymore.....





This chain started in 1997.



It is a love chain letter.



In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look

into chat rooms and find them.

Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour.



Nowhere comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person

will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'

NO JOKE!!!!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES

If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future

relationships.

If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!!



Once you read, this letter you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) be

sent to 25 people After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE YOU

MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT........



REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT TO 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT

COME TRUE!

PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!



*WARNING* IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO

YOU



*NOTE* THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR

LOVE LIFE.

IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1997)YOU WILL HAVE

BAD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE
Shut up you noob

Report | 02/01/2009 7:15 pm

Shut up you noob

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the COOKIE god xXx

Report | 11/27/2008 11:35 pm

the COOKIE god xXx

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KlNKY

Report | 09/26/2008 4:52 pm

KlNKY

HEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS TEDDY ...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH BLOND HAIR AND SCARY EYES. IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT
OrphanedTaco

Report | 07/22/2008 8:22 am

OrphanedTaco

. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.







2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.







3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.







4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.







5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.







6. You mean the world to someone.







7. If not for you, someone may not be living.







8. You are special and unique.







9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.







10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.







11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likey turned your back on the world.







12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.







13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.







14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.







15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.







Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will love you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 realationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! Send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it is so scary because it works?. but if you break the chain... you will be crused w/ realationship problems. NO SEND BACKS If you have less than 15 friends its okay
Atekumun

Report | 03/21/2008 8:16 pm

Atekumun

Hey want to be friends?
paulio-egan

Report | 02/13/2008 10:23 am

paulio-egan

READ THE WHOLE THING ITS SO DANG TRUE!































1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.































2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.































3.The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.































4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.































5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.































6. You mean the world to someone.































7. If not for you, someone may not be living.































8. You are special and unique.































9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.































10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.































11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.































12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.































13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.































14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.































15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.































Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be cursed w/ relationship problems. NO SEND BACKS If u have less than 15 friends its okay if you dont to send it back
berixade

Report | 09/06/2006 8:31 am

berixade

ur avvi rox (random comment)
President George W. Bush

Report | 08/28/2006 4:51 pm

President George W. Bush

THE PRESIDENT IS JUST STOPPING BY TO SAY HELLO AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT

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