MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE


Interviewer: Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot
Interviewer: SKITTLES OR M&M's?
Mikey: ******** YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
Interviewer: Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like s**t.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna ******** a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
Inteviewer: So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys ******** up my samich and let me eat it.
Interviewer: I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's c** and tuna samich. It was so ******** disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
Interviewer: What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this ******** psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in Latin. Or I think it was Latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
Interviewer: Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.
Interviewer: Okay new subject.Boxers briefs man thong or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: ******** YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
Interviewer: OK,WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO IN THE SHOWER?
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: you guys are ******** up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!
Interviewer: OKAY THIS ONES FOR FRANKIE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ONE OF YOUR BAND MATES IN A SEXUAL WAY? IF SO, WHO?
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just,-there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his a** and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
Interviewer: Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't ******** him haven't sucked him or vice-versa.Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: ******** YOU!
Gerard: ******** YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO ******** A COW!
Gerard: GO ******** A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO ******** YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!
Interviewer: OKAY, ON BEHALF OF MTV AMERICA,WE'D LIKE TO SAY THANKYOU MCR, AND GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE
Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!
Gerard: GO ******** A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!
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This is dedicated
To Every MCR Fan
Who Is A Demolition Lover
Who Was NEVER OK
Who Was Welcomed Into The Black Parade
This Is To
Every Helena
Patient
And Harmless Vampire
To Every Single Fan Who May Never See Them Play
Team Blonde Gerard.Rest In Peace My Friends
Everyone Who Cracked That Back In Black Joke
Those Who Mourned Mikeys Glasses
Those Who Live Life On The Murder Scene
Those Who Cried To The Ghost Of You
Those Who Cried To Famous Last Words
Those Who Worried About Bob And His Burn
You Who helped Gerard stay Sober
Those With An Obsession With Rays Hair
Those Who Love Frank Iero...(You Know Who You Are)
Everyone Who Is Not Afraid To Keep On Living
Lets Crash The Cemetery Gates
We Will Have The Band And Each Other Forever
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GREENDAY





Just love the blue eyes
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF A GREEN DAY
1. Thou shall not leave thy friends in need.
2. Thou shall live in the minority as sons of rage and love.
3. Thou shall thank your lucky stars.
4. Thou shall whine about nothing and everything all at once.
5. Thou shall spend a day of pot and blow off steam with methamphetamine.
6. Thou shall say thou’s 1000 hours love in a song if thou’s pen is writing wrong.
7. Thou shall respect the messiah, Michael, the king, Tre, and the lord, Billie Joe.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the sweet children.
9. Thou shall not ask “why?”. (Tis a lesson learned in time.)
10. Thou shall rock hard (if need be, pantsless).
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EVANESCENCE