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I am currently a college student majoring in Homeland Security (as a crime scene technician), and spend most of the week at school. I love the unusual and morbid, and have been told that I have an extremely twisted and dark sense of humor. I'm not one for political correctness, so if I offend you, then just go put on your big girl panties and deal with it, or go sit in your emo corner and cry. I am just blunt that way; I don't care what others think of me.

Anyways, my hobbies include scaring/shocking people, playing video games, writing, listening to music, and developing new methods of tormenting those who piss me off <3.

Pet Peeves: bad grammar/spelling, snobbiness, stupid people (just die already, okay?), dishonesty, posers, leaving doors ajar, being interupted, having art (any type) theft, slow people, stupid questions, loud people in bookstores, etc.

I am also a fan of anime and manga, as well as coffee, bouncy balls, pastries, knives/daggers/swords, guns, and paint. If sick or provoked, I can be extremely aggressive or violent, and tend to isolate myself from others so that I don't waste my energy on them. I don't care if I offend people, nor what they think of me (as I stated above), and I can't be bothered to hold my tongue to spare anyone's feelings. Get over it. Hmmm...I have 545 bouncy balls in my collection, five favorite colors, a tendency to make random noises, and freckles. I know that was a very disorganized (i.e. random) description, but I don't care to change it.


Ummm...when I think of more (or decide not to be so lazy), I'll add more.

In the Mind of Smaffa

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In the Mind of a Smaffa

Bleh. I don't write often, but when I do I usually discuss whatever topic that has capture my interest at the time. Some people would say I'm rather disorganized, but I'd say that I'm just very casual...and lazy. Heh.

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Lunar Owl Report | 06/16/2009 8:21 pm
Lunar Owl
thanks for buying
moonrider4348 Report | 06/08/2009 10:15 pm
moonrider4348
ello^_^ umm... thx 4 buyin mi ZOMG stuff!! i appreciate ur kindness^_^
btw, i like ur profile^_^
l KYE l Report | 06/07/2009 4:13 pm
l KYE l
Thanks for purchasing! I hope you stop by again. ^^
frozen fireflame Report | 06/02/2009 12:09 am
frozen fireflame
Thanks for accepting my bid!!
Gumball Peacock Report | 05/18/2009 3:04 pm
Gumball Peacock
thanx for buying all the stuff smile
The Blumpkinator Report | 02/06/2009 1:07 pm
The Blumpkinator
Have fun with that lol.

Ttyl
The Blumpkinator Report | 02/06/2009 1:04 pm
The Blumpkinator
I'm sure lol
The Blumpkinator Report | 02/06/2009 12:58 pm
The Blumpkinator
Shrimp is groooooooss lol
The Blumpkinator Report | 02/06/2009 12:52 pm
The Blumpkinator
Lol you said grin the first time, but it's all good XD
The Blumpkinator Report | 02/06/2009 12:47 pm
The Blumpkinator
*groin?*

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If I pitied you, then I would take a knife and put you out of your damn misery, but being of a sadistic sort, I'd rather just watch you suffer.

"Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead."

Hmmm...this is quite interesting.