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You have the right to remain silent. Of course, you also have the right to go "Ow! Oh! EE! Ouch! That tickles! Ai! More, officer!" and so forth. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Anything I have on me can be used against you to further torture or humiliate you. You have the right to an attorney, especially if he's a cute one. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you? Good. You've been very bad. ;D
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"The suspicion that nothing is real should be the realization that anything is possible."
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