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You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don�t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

That's it. I'm going to bed. Bye bye, everyone.

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What i would do for you:

When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you sad

When you are blue - I will dislodge whatever is choking you

When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining

When you are confused - I will use little words

When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again

When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**

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Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

I intend to live forever, so far so good.

 

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