The Hobo Code
If you find food-Eat it
If you find a cardboard box-Use it as a suit
If you find money-Leave it
If you find a cup-Make a sign that says,"I need Money" and collect the money in the cup(when no ones looking, either dump the cup out, or trade the money for drugs)
If you find some card board, make a sign that says,"I can't afford to make a real sign"(its funny)
If you find junk-Keep it
If someone sets your box on fire-Throw it at them, causing them to catch on fire
If you don't want to follow The Laws of Physics-you don't have to
If you find Beer-Drink it
If you find Cigarettes-You don't have to-but can
If a guy tries to sell you drugs-Buy them
If a guy steals your box-give him all your beer, cigs, drugs, money, etc to bribe him not to steal your box
If you meet another Hobo-grab you box, combine it with his, and throw a party
If you find an item of interest-even if someone else is holding it-take it
Be as annoying and irritating as possible-This includes stealing and other crimes-don't worry, Hobos can't be arrested
If you find a cardboard box-Use it as a suit
If you find money-Leave it
If you find a cup-Make a sign that says,"I need Money" and collect the money in the cup(when no ones looking, either dump the cup out, or trade the money for drugs)
If you find some card board, make a sign that says,"I can't afford to make a real sign"(its funny)
If you find junk-Keep it
If someone sets your box on fire-Throw it at them, causing them to catch on fire
If you don't want to follow The Laws of Physics-you don't have to
If you find Beer-Drink it
If you find Cigarettes-You don't have to-but can
If a guy tries to sell you drugs-Buy them
If a guy steals your box-give him all your beer, cigs, drugs, money, etc to bribe him not to steal your box
If you meet another Hobo-grab you box, combine it with his, and throw a party
If you find an item of interest-even if someone else is holding it-take it
Be as annoying and irritating as possible-This includes stealing and other crimes-don't worry, Hobos can't be arrested
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what a cute little hobo. XD
*pokes with stick*