The Dung Master

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Last Login: 01/29/2015 1:19 pm

Registered: 09/06/2007

Gender: Male

Birthday: 02/14/1986

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The Dung Racer - Hop in if you wanna ride with me

Meet-up and Rally

The Dung Estate - You're welcome to visit, just remeber to flush

Visit My House

"Endless Time" Guild Contest Submission - A Flash animation and Valentines Day present for one of my greatests friends in the world whom i could never live without ^^

Unable to identify Vimeo video URL.

Tresspassers - Sends my pet Cerberus after them

orangelightening on 09/06/2023
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Guild - Endless Time

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About the dung

lol i forgot there was such a thing as an "About Me" rofl Well let's update this bad boy! I'm 25 now and i took a long long break from Gaia. Have i returned? Perhaps for the time being, coz i haz summer vacation dramallama

What can i say about myself? I can start off by saying that i'm 23 and from Denmark. I'm currently working towards a better future for myself. It'll take a great chunk of years before i get there but i'm doing my best to reach that goal until i take on the next chapter in my life.

So, what do i like? I could state the obvious and say girls rofl Hehe jokes aside, i love music. Music is what makes my day a little better besides talking to those who're a big part of my life ^^ Curious to what bands/artists i like? Click "here"

What else do i like? I love video games! I've always been staring at the screen since i was born, so i've played a lot of games ^^ Favorite console will always be the Playstation wink Wanna know what games i like? Click "here"

What can i add more? Well, i love Anime and i've seen a decent amount. I'm a huge fan of FullMetal Alchemist (FMA) and i've never encountered anything better. I love to be creative so i do a bit of Photoshop when i have the time for it. That means, my Guild banner, signature and background is made by me. I've also downloaded some brushes to help me create whatever some pictures from Google. I'll keep my "About Me" section shorter than i had before, so if you wanna know more, click "here"

With that said, here's a bit of whats going on. My profile is under maintenance and renovation. I'm fixing and updating as i go along. My plan is to make my dream profile, until i get to that stage where i'm done learning about HTML, i'll have to live with what i've got. As you see now, i'm just trying to shine it up coz i was tired of the old boring look.

Note: I'm using Firefox instead of Internet Explorer, so you might think that i've done something wrong with the random avies or whatever's on my profile. Nope, it's viewed a little differently from browser to browser. Clicking on those links in the "About Me" section will only redirect you to my other account. I don't use it much so i thought by setting up links, i'll be using it for something ^^

The Dung Store - Buy and get a brownie with extra fudge

Welcome!
Stay for a while and have a look around! You never know what's in store wink
You're welcome to pm me if you want to make an offer or whatever the case may be 3nodding
Thanking in advance and hope you'll come again! biggrin


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xDarkNightSinx Report | 02/24/2013 4:41 pm
xDarkNightSinx
Do you still come online x.x
Jamesssuu Report | 03/30/2012 9:08 pm
Jamesssuu
hey, um......just wondering what happened to GIRLOFTHEDAMNED? she's my first friend in gaia and, i knew you guys became a thing... what happened?? sad sad never really saw her again
BloodSuckingPenguinFight Report | 12/10/2011 10:27 am
BloodSuckingPenguinFight
HEY YOU!
You sir need to go on more often! I miss talking to you!
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BloodSuckingPenguinFight Report | 07/08/2011 2:23 pm
BloodSuckingPenguinFight
Oh goodness! blaugh
Respond quicker next time! (Just Kiddin'!) wink
You shouldn't feel guilty not responding to comments, but it's awfully nice of you to answer!
Hope everything in life is going well for you.
Take care! <3
Memoirii Report | 06/23/2011 8:06 am
Memoirii
Stop leaving meeeee emo emo emo
fayriel Report | 06/23/2011 5:50 am
fayriel
Yes! Nothing can beat FF7! xd
I bought FF13 but i haven't played it yet, cause i 'm replaying Crisis Core. But i heard of a lot people who are disappointed in FF13. I tried myself at Dissidia (which i personally think is just making money out of the fans, still i bought both games) and i just suck at beat'em ups (even if it is no true one).
*sigh*
Fortunately i don't give up easily so i will finish this game soon (eventually). So next on the list is KH for the PSP.
Are you playing any games at the moment?
Ps.: My foot is ok again, I kicked my bro yesterday with it rofl (don't worry, that didn't hurt him at all...he laughed at me )
fayriel Report | 06/19/2011 4:23 am
fayriel
"random encounter"... That sounds like a thing from FF... rofl
(What! Not again! Damn, it's monster fayriel.....) rofl
I'm lv 9 or something on Zomg but I'm not playing much right now.
My foot is not so bad, it will be fine in a week or so, so it's not so bad.
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Memoirii Report | 06/18/2011 6:11 pm
Memoirii
You should feel guilty if you didn't surprised
Jealous of my cat-ness? c:
batista 2000 Report | 06/18/2011 8:29 am
batista 2000
u too
 
 
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Muhahaha, Im gonna own ur life!

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Dazn - Not God

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It's over Tim, the war is over...

It's never OVEEER!

You said WHAT!?!?

I'm gonna tell Jasmine, that you told me she was fat!

Jesse

Ms T

Careful there bub, or i'm gonna beat you up Mishima style!

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You said WHAT! I'll hurt you too Jesse!

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You two need to learn how to share

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Hooway fow boobies!

You'll regret this day, friend!

I'm not your friend, buddy!

I'm not your buddy, guy!

He's not your guy, friend!

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My Seamonkeys will pwn your Dung Beetles! Muhaha!

Heh you wish! My Dungies have plus 10 Poo-Excavation, plus 5 Water Resistance and 50% to dodge all Seamonkey attacks!

Oh, not you two again...

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Oi! Welcome to the Dung Master's profile.Blahblah just shut up and listen! I don't like you and neither does my s**t... so, this douche made a profile and i gotta say, he's got no style! You'll find me around here in case you need some information. Find me and read. Don't want to read? *Flips you off* Fine, then get out!

Ama go hide now... "le poof!"

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Too much
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Jasmine

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Tabby

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You two are disgusting!

Hey girls, come and get your cockmeat sandwich!

Hahahaha lol! You also get lots of "mayo"

lol i don't think that sandwich is big enough for me

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Epic Ice Cream

Chunky Monkey's mine for the taking! Haha!

Over my dead body Snoozy Bear!

Hey bro *poke*

It's time for your meds Chris!

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Man you gotta find someone fast for the CWF asap! ... Couples War Fight! Dude pay attention

lol this i gotta see!

Huh? ... Oh lol my bad ... Dude i can't find a gf so soon!

Haha make him do the helicopter in front of his mom!

Chris? ... I feel sorry for you... hahaha not!

Uhm... what the hell, D! ... lol i'm not doing THAT, Supah! ... Yeah, tell me about it Matty

T or D Chris? ... Hmmm... D huh? ... Haha that's a good one Supah!

Little Miss Muffin

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Hi Dung Chris! ... Oh hehe yeah i call him that ...Yay! I like you too ... Oh you're evil, i like that

Hehe you call him Dung Chris? ... Haha how sweet! I like you, lets be friends ... We can dress him up like a clown and have my pet lobster attack him!

Oh hey Ms...*Oh crap... please don't let them too meet*...Why God... don't you like me???

Kim

*Ignoring him* Perhaps he'll go away...

Hey Chris! You want some cookies?

Hey punk! Those were some shitty cookies you gave me!

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Sheepyh

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Don't worry about Sheepyh ^^ He's just pissed that they're making toilet papers out of his wool. What he meant to say is, welcome and thanks for the visit. Stick around if you want, you never know what fun things are lurking around here.

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Make peace with your God... Internet Explorer scum! FIRE!!!

*Sigh* ... yeah, Sheepyh and his detest for Explorer. Anyways, yeah, it's true, the Dung Master prefers Firefox than any browser. So if you think everything's scattered in a messy way, then you're not using Firefox.

Oi! What, you still here?

Sheepyh! Don't be so rude! *Sigh*... he's killing me sometimes... anyways, there's a few things you can do, you can check out the "About Me" section. I found it pretty interesting coz he had this ridiculously HUGE one before but he's made it a lot short.

Argh! It's distracting us from our primal urge! To paint your face with warpaint, whip yourself into a sweaty, titanic frenzy and then go annihilate and hospitalized complete strangers! Then you bang a bimbo on the sidelines!!! Ahhhahahahahaha bang bang bang!!!

Hmm, the banner and signature are pretty cool, don't you think?

lol huh? Those two he made? HA! I can do it better and i don't even have hands!

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Really? Yeah i think so too! Hehe you can listen to some music while you look around or check the shop. You might never know what kind of stuff he's trying to sell.

Hmmm, though his Photoshop talent isn't really a talent, just bad skills, i do enjoy his music taste. Oh! The Flash animation is running on auto, so right-click on it, then deactivate the loop function from playing again... what a douche. He cant even place a button so if people care to watch it, then can press play!

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Rosebud

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Oi! Get out of the bush. You're not foolin' anyone.

... b-but i'm not in the bush...

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Wauw... such... such divine beauty... long, lean and sparkling... i-i think... i'm in lo-

lol i'm a dude, NOOB!

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Speedy

Whats the deal with you?

Yeah i am. It's not fun being the only "seamen" never to make out of the "you-know-what" and get lost in the process... aww man... where'd that entrance go?

Why do you always have to have that mean tone Sheepyh? ... anyways, uhm hello, you look kinda lost? Are you a'rigth?

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So, we've come to an end with this tour. Hope you had a fun time and yeah, we still have a little more left. You can follow the Dung Master's progress throughout Gaia bellow us. It's like time travel... oooh how mysterious! Haha it's free of charge. The profile isn't complete yet, so they'll be future updates and whatnot. Thanks for stopping by ^^ ... why do you have to be so mean, it's not like you've ever pleased anyone!

Screw that time travel! You're the reason why he doesn't have any friends. Haha he's a joke! Doesn't know how to pleasure a woman, let alone himself. I'm out'a here. I'll go watch some porn.

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Damn you Jesse! I'm gonna hurt you senseless for lying!

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Oi! Bring your own damn toilet paper! MORON!

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lol how long was i in the RL coma?

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