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1) A man is blind folded, and anouther has his sword pointed at a bush. "alright major Kreskin. What am I pointing at now?"

2) A man talking at a civil party. "And here sir, are the photos of your wife, and president lincon in the hot tub..."

3)A man at a civilized party. " Pssst!Cletus!Got any extra condoms?"

4)Men running/marching start to sing " put yer right foot in. put yer right foot out. "

5)Shaving a headless soldier. "Not again!? We gotta get a new barber!"

6) A ready to kill meeting. Men start to sing. " wel the shark, babe..."

7)A war in a river. the union yells out " frat party". Then the confeterates start to say " Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!"

cool a srrendered battel feild for bad weather? " The men all agree general with this wind ( farts), a four wood..."

9) Aa an army bar is a drunk, and he said " Hey, is this columbian coffee."

10) All of the tents in the army camp are now set up, and one of the army men nail up a sign that says "Marvin's used tents"

11) A a battle meeting a man is holding up a sign and it says " Wilson's union souave batallion death to secessionist" , and the men on right sing " Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily" then the men on the left sing " life is but a dream !"

12) A town sails men. " Look im not gonna haggle! It all 400 cannons or nouthin"

13) A drunk celebration " here's to youuu, Neeew Yooork! Neeeeeew Yoooooork!"

14) A few men are staking hay in the barn and one says " A hay ride! What a splended Idea!"

15) A rescuse mission in the black of night. " Lookk we already called ollie ollie umpen free, and everything, so just come on out okay?"

16) A man on gard duty sees a few union soldiers, and says " Marshmellows! Dont forgewt the marshmellows!"

17) A confeterate spy on duty is whatching for union soldiers. " thats it...Now the outher stocking..."


( to be continued)