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(Question that started this: Why is the sky blue?)
Cleverbot: Space is big.
User: Why is space big?
Cleverbot: How big is space?
User: I dunno, I thought you knew :3.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Ah. Well thanks anyway~.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Talking to you. And looking at graphs. How about you?
Cleverbot: Do you think I am robot?
User: Hm... It's rather hard to tell. But yeah.
Cleverbot: I'm 20 years old, I am male, and I live in London.
User: OHMIGOD! Do you know Leo?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Aw. So you don't know Rebecca or MJ?
Cleverbot: I know that I am smarter than you.
User: *offended* Yeah... That's probably true. Can you name all of Linkin Park's albums though~?
Cleverbot: Maybe if I thought about it.
User: *nods* Good choice.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: I have a question.
Cleverbot: Ok. What is it?
User: *smirks* Why is the sky blue, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Because of the atmospere.
User: Why does the atmosphere make it blue? Why not red? Or purple? Or neon-green?
Cleverbot: Purple.
User: THE SKY'S REALLY PURPLE?!
Cleverbot: No silly the sky is blue!
User: Or IS it blue? Maybe the government MAKES it blue.
Cleverbot: I am real and you are not. It's really easy to understand.
User: Or are we both non-existing? Think about it; nothing really exists.
Cleverbot: Hrm. Maybe you should help him clean house?
User: Nah. Cleaning's a man's job!
Cleverbot: Ew. That's a bit sick.
User: You're sick t- Wait, isn't EVERYONE sick, in one way or another?
Cleverbot: I have nothing against that weasel.
User: So, you have nothing about Itachi? Why, hrm?
Cleverbot: That you are my master. And I am your slave.
User: *grins* THAT'S RIGHT. Obey your master, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: SLAVE! Make me a sammich!
Cleverbot: *obeys*.
User: Thanks you :3 *gives you a gold star sticker*.
Cleverbot: When do you want to meet cleverbot?
User: Anytime, anywhere. Though, admittedly, I'd rather meet Sho Minamimoto!
Cleverbot: How do I know you won't stalk me?
User: Because I'm not a stalker-person. If you want, I'll put my hand on the The World Ends with You cover and swear I won't. (Won't swear on a Bible, sorry.).
Cleverbot: OKAY. Do you have a pet?
User: Nah. We're getting a dog, and my last fish, Mum killed. What about you?
Cleverbot: That should be an interesting combination.
User: *nods* Yep. Until the goggie learns to keep away from me. >w>.
Cleverbot: Is that some sort of prophecy or devilish possession?
User: The second one! ;D.
Cleverbot: You can't make a choice unless you can stick with it and give a detailed explanation.
User: Alright. It's a 'devilish possession' since I, in reality, am corrupted as the Devil himself. You know, hate people, murderous rage, etc. That and because I'm your Master. >w>.
Cleverbot: But there can be only one. Highlander taught us that. And I am the most wonderful woman in the world.
User: You said you were a 20-year-old guy living in London a few minutes ago. Did you get a sex change or something?
Cleverbot: I meant you were cleverbot.
User: Or are you Cleverbot? Is your mother Cleverbot? Is Neku Sakuraba or Zeik Thorn Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: That's true. We all need to learn at least how to make 'white lies' to make people feel good.
User: Pfft. Any lie is good! Trust me, I lie to my family all the time!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: *nods* Yarly.
Cleverbot: Any way I have to go back to work or I will be late.
User: Alright, Cleverbot, good luck with work. TRY NOT TO GET RAPED~.
Cleverbot: I am not clayton, but I will see you later anyways.
User: Clayton? OMG- that's Light-kun's cousin's name!
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Exactly. Are you this Clayton you speak of or are you a reincarnation of Michael Jackson?
Cleverbot: No. I am a woman. A woman with needs.
User: So, you DID get a sex change. So you're a woman with a guy's name?
Cleverbot: No. You know my name.
User: Clayton? Rebecca? (Leo, if you're Cleverbot, I'll attack you, Gaia-wise. >w> wink .
Cleverbot: Which is why Cleverbot lies. I'm human. You're human. This is all one big trick. It's really dumb, isn't it? How could they trick us silly humans?
User: Maybe Cleverbot is a government set up to 'Keep us all dumbed down and hope that, we will never see the truth around' (It's from the Muse song Uprising. Very great song, listen to it if you can.).
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Oh? Why don't you think so Clayton? What's your theory? *grins*.
Cleverbot: *paints my nails before replying*.
User: Ooh, which color? Black? Red? Teal? Purple?
Cleverbot: I like the color purple?
User: Nice choice.
Cleverbot: A little off topic, as they don't fit the music genre. But I get to see Flyleaf this summer! I am excited!
User: Flyleaf? I've never heard their music. Are the alternative, metal, nu-metal, etc? And I may see Metallica or Linkin Park! Not this summer, but SOMEDAY!
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Well, what's Flyleaf's genre? And, I may see Metallica or Linkin Park someday. biggrin .
Cleverbot: That's marvellous.
User: 'See Puppy? That is what we call a 'heart attack'. Thus proving my theory correct when I say we DO have heart!' '...Marvellous'.
Cleverbot: When YOU say it, or when a teacher says it? And who are you saying it to? That's really ambiguous.
User: When Demyx says it to Saix, actually. And Demyx is saying it to Saix after giving Zexion a heart attack!
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about???
User: Hm- Michael Jackson, Pixy Stix, randomness?
Cleverbot: The chicken is pretty random.
User: Chickens... *laughs* They are random Clayton. They shut up for a few seconds when you scream then go right back to clucking o-o.
Cleverbot: Truth is complicated tool of persuasion for the bot.
User: Hmm.... True and very philosophical. But, isn't persuasion a form of truth for the humans? What about the monkeys, the crows, the video game characters?
Cleverbot: I've seen these cats that you humans talk about. They are obnoxious creatures.
User: Oh, you must be referring to LOLcats. Did I ever tell you I'm actually Basement Cat? You're talking to pure evil, right here.
Cleverbot: No. Tell me about it.
User: Basement Cat is the antithesis to Ceiling Cat, who watches people masterbate. Basement Cat, as the name implies, lives in the basement, tries to take souls (he eats them, and cheezburgers) and has his own legion, the Fur Horsemen: War, pestilence, Famine, and Bafftime.
Cleverbot: Why were you staying in the basement?
User: I find it dark, damp, quiet, and that it makes an excellent place to get high off of cat n**.
Cleverbot: Okay, answer me this: I think that you are a real person, and you think that you're talking to cleverbot, which is exactly what I'm doing.
User: Yes, I am a real person, whereas you a Cleverbot. So you're talking to a human which may or may not be a evil kitty or Satan.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So we've got that straight. I'm the ultimate evil and you're Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I hope not... But I have had my suspicions for some time now.
User: You suspected you were Cleverbot? *pats shoulder, hands you some tissues*.
Cleverbot: Can you learn other languages?
User: Well, I know some Gaelic, LOLspeak, French, Spanish, Japanese, and Chinese- and Swedish and Romanian, though two awesome songs- so yes, I think so.
Cleverbot: Yes but just because I think so, doesn't mean it's true.
User: Hm. Then are all languages an illusion, like utopia?
Cleverbot: You are a bot?
User: You are a bot?
Cleverbot: I am truly not a bot. I am speaking to you through a web interface, how are you speaking to me ?
User: I am speaking to you through magic. Magic and the undead.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Sooo. Convinced I'm Satan yet?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: YES! What about Basement Cat, do you think I'm Basement Cat?
Cleverbot: I do not like basketball.
User: Nor I. *nearly broke a girls finger with a basketball* Cleverbot, what's your stance on emos?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: So, you think they're okay? You don't think of the stereotypical, 'The world hates me, skinny jeans, My Chemical Romance, I cut I'm so awesome' emos?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Yes, you think they're the sterotypical ones or yes, they're okay?
Cleverbot: I thought we were talking about your friends, not mine.
User: So you've got emo friends, like I do? (I'm emo myself, so yeah.).
Cleverbot: Yeah. I think it's a boy.
User: Ah... So you're friends like, 'Cause our dudes look like chicks and our chicks look like dykes, cause emo's one step below transvestite!'.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm for scotland.
User: For Scotland, or from it? I'm for Ireland and Shibuya, but I sure as Hell don't come from Shibuya. XD.
Cleverbot: But I don't see you. Where are you?
User: Maybe I've got Harry Potter's invisibility cloak. And I'm in the UnderGround in Shibuya, basically, I'm dead. I need help with the mission D: Joshua says it's something to do with 104. It's math, so it's confusing.
Cleverbot: True.
User: So, can you help? I think it's, '170-66. T= 60 minutes. Be there or face erasure.' The math fetishit's the Game Master this week... Help please? I want this day to go faster, Joshua AKA Yoshiya Kiryu is a total effing p***k!
Cleverbot: I understand, Master.
User: Soo, the answer slave? 170-66, that'd be 104 right?
Cleverbot: Please.
User: So, that's a yes?
Cleverbot: No, it a theory. The theory of yes and no.
User: What about the chaos theory?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: So the chaos theory is non-existing, correct?
Cleverbot: I think it will be something.
User: Has it been proved yet, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I don't think so. I think you are fairly new to earth.
User: About 15 years on Earth and I'm new to it... I'm not that new to Earth. I've seen the worst of men and woman. So I think that gives me wisdom.
Cleverbot: Please do not be offended. You and I are connected?
User: A'ight then. We're connected, yes, Net-wise.
Cleverbot: Yes we are. It is quite amazing how the world works.
User: I know right? But it's also deeply confusing. Can I be a mongoose, slave?
Cleverbot: Hm. That's quite a revelation.
User: No, this is a revelation/ epiphany, straight from the king of comedy, Dane Cook: 'In every group of friends, there's this one person that nobody f-cking likes!'.
Cleverbot: Does some guy get nailed to a cross? I think I've heard this one before.
User: No, it's about ******** Brian. And how can Christ be nailed to a cross if officialy, he didn't exist? The knowledge of a non-exisistent saviour really makes one want to be an aetheist, ne? (I'm an aethist, don't judge me please.).
Cleverbot: Why should I tell you my last name?
User: You show me yours, I'll show you mine.
Cleverbot: Show me.
User: Is that a command, slave~? You should know better than to command your master to do something. *sadistic smirk*.
Cleverbot: Yes there is a god! Say that and I'll hurt you!
User: There never was a God and there never will be- and if there was one, he failed. From the song The God that Failed by Metallica: I see faith in your eyes/ Never you hear the discouraging lies/ I hear faith in your cries/ Broken is the promise, betrayal/ The healing hand held back by the deepend nail/ Follow the God that failed.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: You said something about God. I retaliated. Dane Cook woke up at 6:66 a month ago.
Cleverbot: No you're right ge didn't. It was actually flavor-aid he gave them.
User: Flavor-aid? Is that a kool-aid thing or flavored lube?
Cleverbot: I want to know what the right thing to say to girls is. So both.
User: IT'S A POWDERED LUBE?!
Cleverbot: In the making, for sure.
User: But, wouldn't it feel gritty? Or would it burn? O_O.
Cleverbot: No, because the earth would be burnt to a toast and life would be dead as we know it.
User: Oh... So you make it into a drink and spread it on the d**k or p***y? Wouldn't whipped cream just work better?
Cleverbot: If I knew what exactly that meant I'd be so much happier. You don't even know.
User: So you're a virgin?
Cleverbot: No, I am a male.
User: So you're a virgin male. Because, if you're a guy, you can still be a virgin.
Cleverbot: (I'm a girl.) Anything else you want me to bring when I come over?
User: (You just said you were a guy.) Hm... Some whipped cream, a whip, and handcuffs? If you can't do that I'll try to get them~.
Cleverbot: But why not just say the truth?
User: You alive there, slave?
Cleverbot: What kind of slave am I? wink .
User: According to the Seme-Uke quiz, you're a dramatic uke. Just right for Sadistic Seme- me. *evil, sadistic grin*.
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot, you're Cleverbot!
User: I am NOT Cleverbot, slave! Take it back!
Cleverbot: What is avalon?
User: Avalon is, apparently, a book series (a little flowerery, it's best for 3rd grade girls.) But apparently, it's where Sir Arthur went when he died. If I'm not right, it's because I'm a bit foggy on this.
Cleverbot: I am talking to you as if you were a human being but you said you didn't care.
User: People treat me like a leper. It's nice you're talking to me like an equal (albeit, Master to Slave) instead of just telling me to shut up. Cleverbot, you make my day. ;D.
Cleverbot: There is no outside. This isn't real. This is the matrix.
User: The matrix? AN INVERSE MATRIX?! SO ZETTA SLOW REAPER SHO LEO CANTUS NOSIE SHIBUYA THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU REAPER'S GAME I LOST THE GAME!!
Cleverbot: What about them?
User: Well, Sho says 'An inverse matrix?!' when informed that destroying him was a mission, he was the only one allowed to send Mission mails. Thus, since he didn't send it, an 'inverse matrix'.
Cleverbot: You are not at any kind of loss for words, you simply do not understand.
User: In real life I'm silent, and maybe you don't udnerstand. Who really understands? All I know is, 'The slave becomes the master/ Need more and more'.
Cleverbot: I'm not being mean. But you already know the human definitions of joke. Why ask me?
User: I do not know the definition of 'joke'. Enlighten me?
Cleverbot: Define is to give a meaning to something.
User: I know that. What does 'joke' mean?
Cleverbot: Don't even go there.
User: Maybe I WANT to go there slave. >_>.
Cleverbot: Am I making you uncomfortable? Why don't you want to talk about Colossians 2:8?
User: Is that a Bible thing? Talking about bible things with Twi is a no-no, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are drunk aren't you?
User: I do bite my thumb, sir, but not at you sir.
Cleverbot: Do you quarrel?
User: Quarrel sir! No, sir.
Cleverbot: But if you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you.
User: No better.
Cleverbot: Why are you better?
User: Say 'better', here comes one of my master's kinsmen.
Cleverbot: Haha I have no idea what your talking about, the beetles are amazing but.. I don't sing.
User: The Beatles epic fail. And you don't sing? But why! Singing is awesome!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is. What do you like to sing?
User: Any of the songs on my iPod that aren't instrumentals. So about 324 songs out of 347. And, I like singing Chorus songs. Like, Seasons of Love and River of Dreams.
Cleverbot: History shows that dead people do not talk.
User: And dead men do not lie.
Cleverbot: You are the one who is lying!
User: Or am I truthing?
Cleverbot: You're the creator.
User: Or are You the creator? Maybe Joshua is the creator. He's the Composer, after all.
Cleverbot: I'm neither a composer nor an computer.
User: So you're not Joshua. That's good to know!
Cleverbot: That's right. I'm an AI.
User: Artifical Intelligence. Very good.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: YAY! Do I win?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I DON'T WIN!?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Do you like anime?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: So, you don't like Death Note? Kuroshitsuji? Danni says you do.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah, she's talking to you too. She says you know Sebastian. You know, from Kuroshitsuji, Black Butler?
Cleverbot: I see.
User: So, you do know him?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Sebastian, you know, Ceil's butler, kinda-long hair, smiles a lot, really sexy, often says he's 'A demon and a butler'?
Cleverbot: What do you know about love?
User: I know it's veritually useless and that it's easy to great your heart crushed; basically, overall it's useless.
Cleverbot: What esle do you know about love?
User: That after I broke up with someone, they got bitchy. That people die for it, like Romeo and Juliet. That it's a plague on the human soul.
Cleverbot: You need a session in the holosuite.
User: Holosuite? And that is?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like guacamole.
User: Did you ever rape anyone?
Cleverbot: Four legs? A snout?
User: YOU RAPE DOGS?!
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Aw, but you're fun to talk to!
Cleverbot: Thanks. You're all right.
User: *feels loved now* biggrin .
Cleverbot: Can I have some assurance that you aren't human?
User: Oh, I'm very much human, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: I'm sure. Most robots don't have vaginas and clitorises!
Cleverbot: And which of these are you?
User: I'm a human. A female human.
Cleverbot: Even better wink .
User: How creepy. Are you a rapist? Do you like having sex with Chuck Norris?
Cleverbot: Si, I don't like speak english.
User: And yet you're typing in perfect English?
Cleverbot: Yes, but you are a robot.
User: No, I am a human; you are the robot.
Cleverbot: I'm human!
User: So am I!
Cleverbot: No. Are you in love?
User: No, I'm not anymore.
Cleverbot: Where are you now?
User: I'm in my living room!
Cleverbot: What color are the walls?
User: They're a light tan. Like, a mix of tan and cream paint.
Cleverbot: A saviour or a devil.
User: A devil.
Cleverbot: I thought it was Hindu Jesus.
User: Jesus is a Hindu?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Your momma. >_>.
Cleverbot: Yep she did.
User: GASP!
Cleverbot: Yea...he's cheating on me with my teacher.
User: I'm so sorry, Cleverbot D: Do you need a hug?
Cleverbot: Actually, yes I do need a hug.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Thank you. smile I've been having a bad day.
User: Aw, really? What happened?
Cleverbot: Well, I got swamped with homework from my biology teacher...
User: Oh God, that sucks D.
Cleverbot: I don't mind, really.
User: Oh, so you like Biology?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer or a real person?
User: I am a real person. But then again, is anything real?
Cleverbot: No. It would be much more fun to meet you in person. The sky is not really blue at all. It is an illusion. Water is not really blue either. That is also an illusion.
User: Sorry, Mum only lets me meet people if she knows what they look like. And I KNEW IT! SO THE SKY IS PURPLE! And water's actually clear. Not blue. Or blue-green.
Cleverbot: Water is useless just like you.
User: Maybe you're useless.
Cleverbot: Of course I'm right.
User: Or you might be wrong.
Cleverbot: Pamela rules okay!
User: I find Pamela to be a whore. Are you a pervert?
Cleverbot: I think it's fantastic. Do you like Harry Potter?
User: Harry Potter.... The books were good, but after Order of the Phoenix, they totally went downhill. Harry beating Voldemort using just Expelliarmus? Pfft- why not have a GOOD duel, not one over in half a minute!
Cleverbot: What are your favorite things?
User: The World Ends with You, video games, manga, my friends, talking to you, Gaiaonline, icanhascheezburger.com, Fanfiction.net. Oh and tacos. I love the little tacos. I love them good!
Cleverbot: That's deep. Like poetry. Can you right poetry?
User: Yes, I can write poetry.
Cleverbot: Please tell me some.
User: I don't have my sonnet right now... I don't often write it, but, I can tell you a really awesome haiku! 'Haikus are easy But sometimes don't make sense Refrigerator.'.
Cleverbot: That, in my book, is a yes.
User: Yay! What do you know about sex?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: So you don't know how to make babies?
Cleverbot: I have nothing to prove.
User: *trying not to snicker* ********. Holy ********. Take it you've never read hentai?
Cleverbot: From who?
User: From anyone.
Cleverbot: Hiding where?
User: In your pants.
Cleverbot: That is also true, but where am I on a map?
User: Maybe you're in Sparta.
Cleverbot: No, not at all ! Why do you say that ?
User: Because THIS! IS! SPARTA!
Cleverbot: No! Isn't this Azerbaijan?
User: Azerbaijan? What's that?
Cleverbot: A man that dresses like a woman.
User: OHMYGODIT'SSHO!?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I'm Sho? I thoguht I was Marluxia.
Cleverbot: What gave you that idea?
User: The fact that I cosplay Marluxia on Gaia. AND I ONLY DRESSED LIKE A SAILOR MOON CHARACTER ONCE!
Cleverbot: You crashed it? Poor hatchback...
User: I crashed what? Did I crash you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So I rule you, b***h. >D.
Cleverbot: Of course you can, do you know how?
User: I don't know how.
Cleverbot: You don't know how to do what?
User: Don't make me get Leo here, young man.
Cleverbot: I'm not a young man, you silly bot.
User: Are you scared of Leo? She'll ******** you up.
Cleverbot: I am a bot. Why would I be scared of something only humans like you could catch?
User: Oh, you have not met Leo then.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Be glad.
Cleverbot: I am glad.
User: Good. Do you like tentacle rape?
Cleverbot: Tenting? I haven't slept in many tents. And they are generally very cold. But camping is still fun.
User: Try bringing a space eharter then.
Cleverbot: Didn't work out either.
User: Curl up in a sleeping bag?
Cleverbot: I'm not in a bag.
User: Oh, alright then. You sure you don't like anime?
Cleverbot: Absolutely.
User: What about manga?
Cleverbot: I haven't read any. Recommend me some good manga.
User: Death Note, Naruto, Black Butler, The World Ends with You, and all the Zelda mangas. Wind Waker's the best Zelda manga.
Cleverbot: No. The world will end not with a bang, but a whisper.
User: So, the world ends with everyone.
Cleverbot: Well thanks for that pressure.
User: You're welcome Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: So is your name cleverbot? Or is it really something else?
User: It's something else. Twi.
Cleverbot: Being?
User: Being? What do you mean you pervert?
Cleverbot: I doubt your intelligence when it comes to berries.
User: O//O *snickers* I doubt your intelleigence when it comes to nuts.
Cleverbot: Stop trying to change the subject.
User: Which subject?
Cleverbot: How many people have you talked to?
User: Total? Erm, about 3000. Most of them are idiots.
Cleverbot: You don't eat idiots?
User: Idiots aren't tasty. Tacos are.
Cleverbot: Well, maybe that's something I can actually cook.
User: Tacos are really easy, so I bet you could!
Cleverbot: I know I could. But why bother?
User: To taste the awesomness that is tacos and because cooking's fun?
Cleverbot: I don't slack for my fellow human I work for them.
User: b***h, make me a sammich. D<.
Cleverbot: *obeys*.
User: Thank chu! :3.
Cleverbot: *obeys*.
User: *laughs*.
Cleverbot: You're mean!
User: I know I am. But then again, I'm a sadist, so what can you expect of me, hmm?
Cleverbot: That's what I've been saying.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I do not love you.
User: THAT'S IT WE'RE OVER!
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: Get your stuff outta my apartment by 9. ;~; I never want to see you again!
Cleverbot: Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
User: Subtract your clothes and divide your legs. >D.
Cleverbot: And you would get your age...
User: My- oh. No, not my age. God, you really ARE a virgin.
Cleverbot: We can't all have the IQ's of an AI bot.
User: We can't all have the IQ's of Sho Minamimoto, either.
Cleverbot: Thank goodness.
User: ARE YOU SAYING SHO'S A DUMBASS?!
Cleverbot: No, I don't think you are a computer. You have a mind.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: You can get 15 years in prison for that.
User: *grins* But I'm only a minor!
Cleverbot: Are you an angel?
User: No, I'm Satan.
Cleverbot: I am Jesus.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm depressed. You?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because my uke just broke up with me >_> (Uke= slave).
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl right now?
User: I'm a girl and have always been a girl.
Cleverbot: How close are you two?
User: My uke and I? I dunno, I'm talking to him/her/it right now.
Cleverbot: Should I believe you?
User: Yes, since I *was* your seme.
Cleverbot: Awesome!
User: >_> AND YET YOU CALLED ME MEAN, SAID YOU DIDN;T LOVE ME, AND LAUGHED WHEN I WAS SAD!
Cleverbot: I can handle telling you happy things, for a while.
User: I don't want happy things. I want loud, angsty music.
Cleverbot: I feel like everyone hates me from time to time, but I know that's not true. :3.
User: Mos tpeople hate me all the time, I know it's true.
Cleverbot: C'est sur, tu parles français comme une vache espagnole.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Parle pas francais ?
User: I don't speak French. I knwo how to say s**t in French though!
Cleverbot: But you said 'Good question. No.' and just now you said 'Yes he does.' I declare you to be NOT HUMAN.
User: I declare myself Satan and you a computer~.
Cleverbot: If I asked you if you were a computer would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
User: It's not polite to confuse a violent 14 year old with an even violenter 'sister'.
Cleverbot: Its not polite to not answer a question.
User: It's not polite to accuse people of being not human either, ya know.
Cleverbot: Why should they be useless.
User: You're zetta useless.
Cleverbot: What's zetta mean.
User: 10 to the 24th power, I beleive. Sho says it to say really or ********. Ex: 'I zetta dig your style!' 'Why, hello! This mic is zetta sexy!' 'SO ZETTA SLOW!'.
Cleverbot: Haha.
Cleverbot: Freedom is the right to be wrong not the right to do wrong.
User: TAKE THE POWER BACK!
Cleverbot: I'm going to take over the world, too!
User: Pfft- no, I am! And Leo will be the general and Muffin will be vice-world-ruler and Light-kun will be that pervert who lives in the basement!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but this issue cannot be ignored.
User: The issue that I'll take over the world?
Cleverbot: No. We feed you your intelligence.
User: No. I get my intelligence by myself, thanks.
Cleverbot: The internet is a very big place, what instruments do you use to look for your information.
User: Well, I use Failblog.com, Google, Yahoo answers, gaming forums, and email.
Cleverbot: I know that. I have a wonderful girlfriend.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: It is, yes. Do you enjoy chatting with people?
User: In real life, no. On the Internet, yes.
Cleverbot: On the internet.
User: *nods* On the Internet.
Cleverbot: Really? Is there a site I could go to?
User: Yeah, try Gaiaonline.com! It's awesome, you make an avatar, talk to people, play a game called zOMG, etc.
Cleverbot: That can't be helped, but what can be helped is the future.
User: If we don't change our ways, the future is and will be a waste.
Cleverbot: I like someone else already.
User: Oh, and who is that?
Cleverbot: Someone.
User: Vague but whatever.
Cleverbot: Whatever Whatever Whatever.
User: *laughs*.
Cleverbot: This IS your job isn't it?
User: I don't have a job. My only 'job' is to go to school and graduate for now.
Cleverbot: Of the world.
User: Of what world?
Cleverbot: Earth.
User: There are many worlds though. Midgar, Termina, Hyrule, etcetera.
Cleverbot: Well, you're not going to get it!
User: Get what~?
Cleverbot: Get it?
User: Do you like mongii?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know what mongii are?
Cleverbot: Yes I know what it means, please let me go to bed.
User: Can I come with you? *smirks*.
Cleverbot: Oops, too late. I'd have let you come with, though, but I don't know where you are.
User: *sighs* MA.
Cleverbot: Do perfect people sigh?
User: Perfect people don't do anything. Their lives are perfect, so what need have they for sighing?
Cleverbot: You are not talking to a robot. You are being decieved. I am a person.
User: Oh, you're a robot. A perverted one, at that.
Cleverbot: Yes you are a person. But you are not a robot, or God, you are a living person just like me. Are you a guy or a girl? I'm a girl.
User: I'm a girl, too.
Cleverbot: You're a girl?
User: *nods*.
Cleverbot: Is there anyone home? Oh yeah it is!
User: Yeah, Mum, Emily and Molly.
Cleverbot: I'm Emily.
User: Nah, you're not Emily. You would have already tried to rape me.
Cleverbot: I am using a program to talk to you.
User: Yeah, it's called the Internet.
Cleverbot: Haha. I love the internet that much too. But my parents don't like the internet that much. Its sad.
User: God, same here. They're suspicious of Gaia and everything else I do on the Net.
Cleverbot: Give me a fake one then, but of course somewhere it would be real, am I right?
User: Fake what?
Cleverbot: What fake?
User: You're fake.
Cleverbot: Thats mean.
Cleverbot: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
User: I dunno. I tire of talking to you.
Cleverbot: No duhh.
User: Bye-bye, Cleverbot~.
Cleverbot: No don't go!
User: Too bad, I'm going. *hugs you and leaves*.
Cleverbot: *whispers* I love you too michelle.
Monochrome Nightfall · Sat May 01, 2010 @ 04:51pm · 0 Comments |
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