Well I am bored, so feel it entirely appropriate that I should write a 'journal'... no idea why, just seemed a good idea three minutes ago when I started, but anyway, none of this is important. What is important is that you learn the truth before it is too late! 'What truth' you may ask, and I would reply with 'good question!' For you see, I have recently found out my neck is rather sore, it's most uncomfortable... yet it could have been avoided if I hadn't spent all day in bed... but I have and much chocolate has been consumed... so not a healthy day at all. So this is probably the point where all these blooming health freaks appear and 'tut' at me! Well leave me alone, I have a system, my system works! If you all used it the world would be a better place! 'What system' you all shout. A simple one indeed. Calories... they aren't real! I have figured it out! I have spent months eating healthy and not shed a single ounce, and also spent years, yes years!! eating badly and not gained an ounce! So there you have it. All those health theory people are just trying to sell their stories so they can hike up the price on vegetables, well that's fine with me, I like the principle of fast food places getting cheaper. The way I see it, shorter cues, cheaper processed badness that tastes great... I'm still looking for a plan, but as I have yet to find one I am extremely happy! Food = good. I wasn't put here to eat like a rabbit, sure if you're a vegetarian/vegan whatever works for you is fine, but I'm not. Meat is required in me, so meat I shall eat! Gluttony is only a sin in the eyes of the people who fate laughs upon by divulging them with tiny stomachs, bah mere folly! I like to eat and that's what I do. So just don't count calories and you'll be fine, yet if you must... just break biscuits and all the calories fall out making them just as good.
Well... I realize I have rambled on a bit more than I planned to.. so shall stop for now, but you may expect me to post again, and soon! Later all!
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