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Have you ever wondered how to cheat the English language? Well here it is...

Let's start out simple: Mom- "It's 9:00 dear, time for bed"
your reply: *you go to bed...*
better reply: "Ok, but what does bed have to do?" (mom would prob f** you up tho sweatdrop )

(Time for bed = time for bed to do what?)

more advanced way: Lil' Brother/Sister- "Hey Bro/Sis, I need help"
your reply... you try not to do it but prob get forced to
better reply (conversation this time): "What do you need help with?" / Lil' Sibling- "My Homework" / You- "Ok" *you walk off*

(s/he told you s/he needed help, she didn't say she needed you to figure it out [ s/he didn't say the exact words ] )

another Example (hope this doesn't happen)

Girl version > You come in the door and you notice your Boyfriend on the phone, he quickly hangs up right before you ask "Who was that your talking to?"
he looks back at you (from the couch or whatever) and says "Oh, just a friend" when really he was cheating on you... you then ask "Was it a girl you were talking to?"...... this would be his reply "No, it was one of my 'guy' friends"
this would be a (not) better reply: "Yea, but I'm not date-ing her or anything"

(the weak point: "I'm not date-ing her".. yea, your not date-ing her now,once tomorrow comes you dump the old GF and date the one on the Phone... I don't wish this to happen tho)

Boy version > (reversed in gender sweatdrop )

need any more situations you want to ask me? PM meh 3nodding Seriously, DO NOT USE THE "better versions", they're only for if your evil... sweatdrop twisted xd ninja