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Baby sittin!
today im takin care of my cousin jr
man he was anoing this and that im hungry and what
so i put him to bed and i told a story so he can go to sleep.
it was The little engine that could (military stlye)
here it goes for those who dont know it
(a childish music theme)
the little engine that could
once upon a time deep deep in the jungle there was a little engine that could
he was chuggin his way across the enemy line chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga. toot toot!
this little engine's misson was to take some M-16s and a nuclear payload over the mountain to the 2063 battlion.Needless to say there was plenty opposition you think that stoped the littleengine that could. No siree,bob he just kept chuggin along chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga
toot toot!not even when they climbed aboard the train and popped out the eyes of the conductor and blood and snot was drippin out his eye sockets eek .you think that stopped the little engine that could?
damn skippy he just kept chuggin along chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga. toot toot!
(changing in music to tension) it wasnt until charlie rigged a bridge with plastic explosives
just as the little engine was makin his way across the trestle.BOOM! surprised an explosin happen
and blood and guts and spit and a** was everywhere! eek And jello came crawlin out the back door both legs missin juan sir. he look up at me he said juan!I cant feel my legs
i said "jello they aint there and i looked down and them little bloody nubs was kickin real fast wahmbulance
and i said "jello its 30 miles to the nearest town less you can flip upside down
and walk on your hands you aint gonna make it. all of a sudden Charlie was all over the place!
its was just me and my sidearm and i had no other alternative but to blast my way out
( juan screams )
"die pig! die! you'll never take staff sargent Juan Francisco Hernandez alive"! scream
BAM! i saw what you did to my friend!" BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!
then my sister came in to the room and said what was the nosie and tellin me to shut the hell up. i told my cousin to be contuied and ill tell him what jello used as legs
yup im a good baby sitter
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