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Dialogue: Best High School Summer Memory, Pirates of the Caribbean

Sparrow: [Standing inside the Captain’s cabin, after his hat was tossed in the water, looking at the ship’s current course on a map, Will is in the background, pacing,] Will hoist the anchor, the Pearl will not be going anywhere if the anchor is still at the bottom of the ocean. [Will let’s out a groan,] Boy, I’m the captain, and you’ll do what I say.
Will: [Elizabeth enters,] If you were a captain I would kill myself right on the spot, right Elizabeth?
Sparrow: [Elizabeth hesitates to come in the scene,] See boy, she’ll never come and support you since she is sailing under Captain Jack Sparrow, and plus she wants me more.
Elizabeth: I will not be treated me like some dog.
Sparrow: Aye, you will.
Elizabeth: [rather flustered,] The only man allowed to treat me like that is Barbossa.
Sparrow: [to Will,] There is no arguing with a woman like that, is there? Consider yourself lucky. [Now to Elizabeth, who is getting angry with him,] Now, [She slaps her hand across his face.]
Will: And your going to say you didn’t deserve that, right?
Elizabeth: Oh no he deserve it. [She sees Jack’s jar of dirt lying on the table,] What’s this?
Sparrow: [Slaps her hand with his hand,] That’s my jar of dirt. Don’t touch.
Will: [Elizabeth throws her hands up into the air and walks away, [Elizabeth Exits] Jack, why did you have to do that?
Sparrow: [Talks rather Childishly] It’s my jar of dirt, and anyway she is not a pirate, so she can’t touch the things that belong to a pirate, for she is not a pirate herself, savvy? [Will has a confused look on his face,] Now let’s sail to Tortuga.

[The scene ends with Jack sitting in a chair, and Will walking out the cabin door to the ships deck. The scene here in Tortuga is filled with cheer, woman wearing a little more than nothing, and men drunk out of their mind. Gunshots are heard continuously, no one is ever hurt, and everything here is free except the women. Sparrow, Will, and Elizabeth is in a pub, called the Black Spot.]

Michael: [Shocked out of his mind] It’s Jack Sparrow. I thought ye be dead.
Sparrow: [Will and Elizabeth exits after they finish a bottle of Rum,] It’s Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?
Michael: [Little intimidated,] Yes….
Sparrow: [Looking at a compass that lays on the table] So you’ll be wanting’ to join my crew, and sail the Seven Seas as a pirate, right boy?
Michael: I’ve always wanted to be a pirate, of course Ja…I mean Captain.
Sparrow: Ah, Do you have what it takes to be a pirate?
Michael: [confused by the question,] I’m not afraid to die, if that is what you mean.
Sparrow: [picks up the empty bottle of rum, rather confused,] Where’s the rum gone?
Michael: [confused himself,] The woman with ye, finished the rum.
Sparrow: [obviously drunk, a dumbfounded look crosses his face,] Oh….
Michael: So did I join ye crew?
Sparrow: Eh? Oh, yeah, sign the roster, and have some rum with me, boy.
[Several Hours later and in a room on the Black Pearl.]
Michael: Jack you’re so much fun.
Sparrow: [Eyes widen,] Where is all the rum gone? [Starts to get up; walk two steps, and stumbles] That is why all the rum is gone. [Looks at Michael who is laying on the table,] Boy is you going to come with me, I’m quite afraid of Davy Jones’ Beastie. [Michael gets up.] On second thought, you are to drunk to do me any good, now where is that blasted monkey, I need to shoot something. [The Undead monkey jumps down from a beam, and runs as fast as it can.] You better run. [Takes of his hat, Michael blushes,] Boy you are my favorite person, you are even better then Will, but not as good as Elizabeth, she be wantin’ me soon.
Michael: Why am I not good enough. [Elizabeth enters]
Sparrow: Well you don’t have the Pearls like Elizabeth do.
Elizabeth: [out raged] Ah! Jack you despicable pirate! [Slaps him.] I thought you were a good man, but you have just proven me wrong, that is one thing that you and Will don’t have in common. It makes me angry that I can’t have you and yet I love you.
Sparrow: [Jack is utterly shocked] Elizabeth, I know you will come to my side eventually, because you will want to know what it taste like.
Elizabeth: It is the other way around, Jack. You want to know what it really taste like. The lust is in your eyes for some time, now. [Moves toward him, she grabs his wrists, and shackles him to the table, Jack lets out a smile.] Michael, come on the Kraken is coming. [Turns toward Jack, kisses him, and leaves, Elizabeth exits.]
Michael: I will not leave you Jack, I…[The rum wears off for both, Michael is embarrassed, he stops himself from touching Jack.]
Sparrow: I know you like me, but you have a different lover out on the sea, her name I will not tell you, for she will find you, now go, you are the Captain, till I reach up with you guys, savvy?
Michael: [Obviously confused himself, turns to walk out the door.] I’ll follow the guidelines. Till next time Jack. [Exits]
Sparrow: Damn boy playing me, smart fellow he was. Follow the code boy. [The ship stops sailing, and rocks. Jack’s eyes widens,] Come on, that terrible Beastie is here. [Pulls at the shackles that binds him to the table. It doesn’t work, so he grabs a near by lamp pours the oil on his hand and gets free. Jack runs out of the cabin and encounters the Kraken.] Hello Beastie! [The Kraken roars. Jack’s old favorite hat flies out.] Oh, there is where it is. [Puts the hat on.] Now come on Beastie, and let’s dance.
[On the rowboat, the Kraken takes down the Black Pearl.]
Elizabeth: He was a fine captain.
Everyone: Aye.
Michael: [sings]