OMG, I's Orlando Bl-- I mean it's Will Turner! *faints*
Help! I'm in dire need of things to do! I;'m bored to death and I'm about to commit something terrible! Like procastination or something...wait, is procatination wrong? Oh yeah, hell it is. Okay, soooooooo...what now?
What the---It's Keira Knightly aka. Elizabeth Swann Turner! *faints again*
Holy Hell! Captain Jack is back! Johnny Depp! *dies*
