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Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says "Emergency Contact", she put "911"
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Yo mama's so stupid, on the application said "Don't write here" and she wrote "Why?"
Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, elephants started throwing peanuts at her.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so stupid, she takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama's so ugly, the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama's so fat, she went bungee jumping and broke the bridge.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "One at a time please"
Yo mama's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street, people say "Dam, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said it was chilly outside, she went out with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
Yo mama's so stupid, on her application under "Education" she put "Hooked on Phonics"
Yo mama's so fat, her year book picture is an ariel.
Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps.
Yo mama's so stupid she asked how to spell UPS.
Yo mama's so stupid she asked what the number to 911 was.
Yo mama's so fat, highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked what she was doing, she said "Moving"
Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to an All you can eat buffet and they had to install speed bumps.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to change one size fits all to one size fits most.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama's so poor, she couldn't afford to pay attention.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama's so old, when she went to school, there was no history class.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in 3 sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo and OMG IT's COMING TOWARDS US!
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach, everyone started yelling "FREE WILLY, FREE WILLY!"
Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy 2 airline tickets.
Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes back on in the strip joints.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead trying to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "OK!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks the ice cubes keep the freezer cold.
Yo mama's so poor, she has 2 channels on her TV, ON and OFF
Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she has to make 2 trips.
Yo mama's so stupid, if her IQ was any lower, she'd trip
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people run up to her and yell "TAXI!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo mama's so stupid, she told everyone she was Illegitiment because she couldn'y read.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what came after "X" and I said "Y", she said "Cause I want to know"
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
Yo mama's so fat, she stood infront of the hollywood sign and it just said "HD"