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Okay. As of today, June 14th, I officially declare that I hate those nuclear war surviving bastards.
stare

Two of them scared thee shiz out of me at like midnight!!!!
DDDDDDDD;

Okay, when I found the first one, I was sitting down on my couch writing out a plan-out sheet thing for my new art shop, that Nikki (xoPrincess Momoxo) had suggested to me, watching High School Musical and yelling at my baby sister to go to sleep. Well, I got up and tossed her in her playpen since she was jumping on a Dora the Explorer lounge chair. I walked around a short corner to see how my dad was fairing out in poker, since he likes to play on Full Tilt alot, and walked all the way around back out to the living room. Usually when I walked out in the living room, the first thing I like to see are the really pretty pictures we have up on the wall where the couch is. While I looked up at them, I saw something brown moving. I was thinking it was a moth and I like to catch moths so I got closer. As soon as it got onto the ceiling, I turned around faster than a puppy who was chasing his tail and I screamed while running back into the computer room.
My dad looked up at me and asked me what was wrong while I was going white in the face. I pointed to the ceiling and screamed, "THERE'S A COCKROACH ON THE CEILING!!!!! KILL IT NOW! It's scary....."

This was probably a time to laugh at my girl moment. =3
My dad took a good whack at the roach and smashed it pretty good. Then it was all like, "Tricked ya! Nya! Catch me if you can, sucka!" and flew into the hallway closet.
Now I'm paranoid to go near there.

The other roach was found in my parent's room sitting on the edge of my baby sister's High School Musical poster. She was banging on the wall saying, "Frog you bug! Get away! MY High Kool Moocal! Get off now!"
When me and my dad ran in to see why my mom was screaming (yes, she was screaming but laughing at the same time), I jumped, screamed, and ran out the room again to sit ion a feeble position on the couch. When my dad grabbed his shoe off the floor, he smashed the roach and it fell to the floor. My mom grabbed the other shoe and started smacking it as hard as she can. And she hits hard....I have a bruise shaped like her wedding ring to prove it too....
T.T
When I went in there to pick it up with a paper towel, it looked dead. Even my mom said it was dead. But my mom doesn't score very high with credibility points with me so I used my awesome ninja skills to cover the roach up. I took a little game system that belonged to my brother a few years back and I squished the roach even more until I heard a crunch and when I lifted the towel, the head was disconnected. Picking it up with the towel, I felt a victory coming on so I looked at it. It shot straight up in the air in the Matrix and landed on my foot. I screamed, dropped the paper towel, jumped on my parent's bed, then jumped the few extra feet to my sister's bed, then ran out of he room screaming like a little girl with her legs cut off.
My baby sister just sat there poking the roach with a coat hanger saying, "Oh s**t. It dead."

Yes, my baby sister does cuss. =3

Now I'm sitting at the computer desk, paranoid where all the little bitches of the roaches we saw are hiding.

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