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mamamia i trippped on a cow with a siren on it and it was going beeboopbeeeboop wahmbulance and then it was all like mooooooo and it poodeded on my face so i jumped into an automobile and i hid there for a week with only one can of...uh ohh spigettio's but i barfed it all out so then i became hungry so i went to the cow and it was all like moooooo and it poodeded on my face
so i jumped back into the auto mobile and hid there for about five minutes. thats when bad things happen. a giant chalupa fell and ESPLODED!!! then taco minions took over the world with an iron toquito. thats when i escaped to this planet called earth. i never knew why i left. i was kinda hungry...i could have eaten the taco minions but i never knew where the have been so i just ignored it.