Sorry, it's kinda gross.
Ok, well, at my house, sometimes if you just walk into my parents room you'll get a nasty surprise. REALLY nasty. And one day me, my neighbor Lindsey, my mom, and my cousin Tiffany were all sitting on my mom's bed talking. We told Lindsey about the whole nasty surprise and then she decided to give up her theory on why my dad does what he does. She said that him and my mom will be laying on their bed, watching TV and my dad will here someone headed to their door and he'll go "s**t! Crap! Gotta take the cloths off!" and then he'll quickly stripe down and then whoever walked in will then start yelling, having been scarded for life. xd It's gross, I know, but funny.
And another thing that Lindsey said while we were in my parents room was, you know how you'll get those businesses calling you, trying to sell you stuff? Well what she does is she'll pick up the phone and say something like "Five Buck Pizza, pick up or delivery?", and they'll hang up. Well, one time, someone called, and she said "Dominoes, pick up or delivery?" and they said, "Sorry, wrong number." Then they called back s second time and she said "Pizza Hut, pick or delivery?" and once again they said sorry and hung up. Well, they were stupid enough to call back a third time and she was like, s**t! So, she picked up the phone and said "National Sperm Donation, will this be office?" Click! xd
Man, I love Lindsey! That girl is awesomez and fun!
Ok, well, at my house, sometimes if you just walk into my parents room you'll get a nasty surprise. REALLY nasty. And one day me, my neighbor Lindsey, my mom, and my cousin Tiffany were all sitting on my mom's bed talking. We told Lindsey about the whole nasty surprise and then she decided to give up her theory on why my dad does what he does. She said that him and my mom will be laying on their bed, watching TV and my dad will here someone headed to their door and he'll go "s**t! Crap! Gotta take the cloths off!" and then he'll quickly stripe down and then whoever walked in will then start yelling, having been scarded for life. xd It's gross, I know, but funny.
And another thing that Lindsey said while we were in my parents room was, you know how you'll get those businesses calling you, trying to sell you stuff? Well what she does is she'll pick up the phone and say something like "Five Buck Pizza, pick up or delivery?", and they'll hang up. Well, one time, someone called, and she said "Dominoes, pick up or delivery?" and they said, "Sorry, wrong number." Then they called back s second time and she said "Pizza Hut, pick or delivery?" and once again they said sorry and hung up. Well, they were stupid enough to call back a third time and she was like, s**t! So, she picked up the phone and said "National Sperm Donation, will this be office?" Click! xd
Man, I love Lindsey! That girl is awesomez and fun!
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