>
>
> She spent the first day packing her personal belongings into boxes,
> crates and suitcases.
>
> On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
>
> On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
> dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music
> and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of
> Chardonnay.
>
> When she had finished, she wen t into each and every room and
> deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the
> hollow of the curtain rods.
>
> She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
>
> When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for
> the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They
> tried everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out.
>
> Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.
>
> Air fresheners were hung everywhere.
>
> Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which
> they had to move out for a few days.
>
> In the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
>
> Nothing worked.
>
> People stopped coming over to visit...
>
> Repairmen refused to work in the house. ... The maid quit...
>
> Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to
> move.
>
> A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they
> could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
>
> Word got out, and eventually, even the local Realtors refused to
> return their calls.
>
> Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to
> purchase a new place.
>
> The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going.
>
> She told him she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing
> to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house
> back.
>
> Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on
> a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth...
> but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed,
> and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
>
> A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they
> watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new
> home... including the curtain rods.
>
> I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
