For all those who know me, they know that my dreams are very...interesting. Anyway, I had another wierd dream last night! *hears clapping* So here it goes:
It all started when my sister was trying to put in a green day CD into the computer and it wouldn't let it in. I was watching her and she was yelling at me. Then somehow I was teleported (yes I'm using a fancy word) into a school where they were showing Romeo and Juliet with crappy cardboard scenery then I was sitting next to Ryuichi , Anna and this girl with purple hair and we were yelling at this girl who wouldn't shut up.Ryuichi was really cursing this girl off. Then she came over to us and the girl with the purple hair beat her up. Then I was teleported to my grandmother's old home and there was my uncle frank standing there. We haven't seen him in a long time and when I saw him I said, (in a little five year old voice): "Uncle Fwank, Uncle Fwank!"
And then I hugged him and then once again I was teleported to this fair at ANOTHER school. This time I was walking around with some dude who was my boyfriend. First he was really handsome, then he turned ugly but he was still very sweet and he gave me yellow flowers with fire for the pollen inside. I then found out that he was a vampire and he jumped the fence to get something.
I just found this my mom sent me:
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
And today I actually made rice crispy treats! And No one died! Yet....
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