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rofl AHAHAHAHAA!!! Whew! I wish I could have BEEN there! My older cousin got married on saturday and..... well, lets start from a bit earlier, shall we?

My cousin *name* has been going out with this guy named *name* for a few years now. She has a daughter, and he has three kids of his own. He always has greasy hair..... he ALWAYS has greasy hair (does he bathe at all?). Sometimes he looks like a pirate. Oh, and did I mention that he has NO JOB.?
Anyways they've been dating for a while now, and we hoped with everything we had that they would never tie the knot.

But, alas, my poor cousin has terrible taste in guys.

They decided to get hitched on 7/7/7 and have a small (10 person) wedding (to which thier own children weren't invited). In vegas. VEGAS. isn't that just ROMANTIC?
Neither of them even like to gamble! stare

According to my dad, uncle and three aunts, the entire thing was a joke. it took place in a small chapel in downtown vegas. The ceremony lasted only ten minuets and the preist guy was gay. Not that that's a problem, but so was the camera guy. Now, call me old fashioned, but I dont think that the preist is supposed to grope the camera man's a** while conducting a ceremony (or however you say that).

*cousin* looked great, apparently, but her appearence is the only thing that seems to have been normal.

for instance: THE GROOM. now, when you hear some one talking of "the groom" don't you usually think that he would be... well, groomed?
Guess again! *name* decided that he should wera a suit with pink pinstripes to his own wedding, topped of with freshly dyed pink stripes in his (still greasy) hair. To match his suit, you know?

His brother looked like beetle juice, and when asked to present the rings, the ring bearer pulled a pair of handcuffs from her boobs. Nobody is really sure how these went undetected..... eek

oh well, *name* seems happy... now. But *name* is leaving for the army less than a year after thier marriage, leavin *name* to look after thier children. Such a happy story.


I wasnt able to go, but they entire ceremony is on tape. I cant wait until the dvd comes out! mrgreen

They say thet they'll redo their wedding.... after *name* comes back from his post.
Maybe I'll be able to attend that one, hopefully, it wont be as interestin as the Vegas occurence... rofl lol lol lol rofl rofl