Axel: I'm not really that great at math, but if I'm right, the next season of The Ansem Retorts will have:
75% more face stabbing, 140% more illegal substances, 25% more ADD jokes, and-
And 500% more tequila! WHOOOOO!!
Someone from the background: Where's your pants?!
Axel: PANTS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!
-The Ansem Retorts
2:48am. YAY! My dad bought me Goobers and now I'm hyped up on CHOCOLATE'! He also bought a whole bag of chocolatey goodness. I don't really need all that, Dad. "I JUST ASKED FOR GOOBERS! Isn't this a little OVERKILL?!"
Music: Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss by The Blood Hound Gang! YAY!!!!
DUDE! Guess who saw the NEW HARRY POTTER MOVIE TODAY?! ME!!!! 2:30pm with mah friend Jonny! I know, I was gonna see it with Alora, but then I made other plans. SORRY ALORA! AH well. IT ROCKED. DRACO MALFOY/TOM FELTON IS SEXY AS EVER, RON WEASLEY/RUPERT GRINT IS AS HUGGABLE AS EVER, HARRY POTTER/DAN RADCLIFFE IS HOT AS EVER, AND THE WEASLEY TWINS/PHELPS TWINS ARE STILL MAH FAVORITE! LOLZ, YESSSSS! It rocked. REALLY. It did. Though they left out some parts I wish they would have kept from the book, and a couple scenes at the end of the movie weren't as emotional as the book or the last movie. Really. They could have done better. The last movie was so emotional I cried. This time, it was just some tears and blurry vision. The book had me bawling for hours. Nothing compared to the book when it came to that scene. (I am intentionally not trying to spoil it for people who don't read the books. To those who do, y'all should understand.) But otherwise, it was WICKED! Lol.
After the movie, I went over to Jonny's house. Mayhaps I should tell who Jonny is.... Ok. STORY TIME! YAY! Ok, my parents have these real close friends, right? And they had a son one year after I was born. I've known the kid for THIRTEEN years, SINCE HE WAS BORN. He's like a cousin to me. I'd say brother, but I don't usually treat my brothers so well. Then again, I dun treat Jonny so well either... Yea, he's like a brother to me. And his parents are, like, practically my aunt and uncle. Known them all since birth. So we usually hang out LOTS. Well, I go to his house, we hang in his room with his little sister and his dog Bonney. (Pronounced baw-nee.) We play Wii Sports Tennis for a while, then I watch him start Resident Evil 4 ALL OVER AGAIN, because when the idiot saved his game, his memory card was corrupted. :O Ah well. This ******** SPANISH SPEAKING ZOMBIE PERSON DUDE COMES AT THE GUY WITH A ******** CHAINSAW!!! I remember screaming and laughing while Jonny kept shooting the b*****d in the head! THE THING WOULDN'T DIE! WHAT THE ********!?
And just because it goes SO WELL with today's topic:
I remember saying the same thing Darth Maul said to Marluxia to Jonny about the Spaniard Zombies. I mean, REALLY?
Uh. Brain shut down time again. The choco-tack didn't last long. Ah well.
Yami signing out at 3:14. DAMN.
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