okay so one day you get really pissed at your kid, a 5 year old, and you start yellin at 'em. then he/she bites you. u yell [/******** YOU! ANYTHING YOU KNOW AND LOVE IS FAKE! THE TOOTH FAIRY IS ME b***h! SANTA CLAUSE IS SOME FAT OLD JOLLY GUY WHO BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE ONE NIGTH A YEAR! I GIVE YOU YOURE PRESENTS! AND THE EASTER BUNNY! HES JUST SOME RETARDED RABBIT THAT PUTS EGG EVERYWHERE! IM THE ONE WHO GIVES YOU CANDY! AND HEAVEN! ITS JUST A BUNCH OF CLOUDS! WHEN YOU DIE YOU JUST ROT IN THE GROUND! NOW GO CLEAN YOU'RE ROOM!"
Okay. So my brother Jordan(Shinihami_Wataco) was really bored. He just randomly said this to me. I typed it to Alia after that. Then he told me that he doesn't actually believe that. He thought it was just funny. Cause Heavem is real people! heart
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